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New parts came in the other day

- Shadow Conspiracy Interlock Chain 02

- SNAFU C-Lever brake lever

- SNAFU Lower Astroglide dual cable

 

I can finally finish my gyro setup and have dialed in brakes; after five years riding brakeless I'm surprised I learned fufanus, abubucas, and relearned all my tailtap variations so quickly. Took about two riding sessions to learn them fairly consistantly. Hopefully I can get out riding more. My riding friend is back in town today, so hopefully he still rides and we can get back to progressing instead of increasing our fat cell count.

 

The interlock chain is flippin' awesome. Instead of having the inner and outter plates on a chain and having to remove two links to size a chain, shadow used their heads. It uses half-links, or links that taper out and act like two links in one. Oh... and it's one of the strongest chains on the market. :(

Stand Your Convictions and You Will Walk Alone.

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Frame: Eastern Nightprowler w/ Euro BB

Fork: Eastern Pro 14mm

Handlebars: F-IT 7"

Stem: S&M Redneck

Headset: Top: Tank, Bottom: FSA Pig

Grips: SNAFU medium

Brake Lever(s): SNAFU C-Lever

Brake Cable(s): SNAFU Astroglide (Top & Bottom)

Rotor: SNAFU Mobeus

Brake(s): Primo E-Brake

Rims: Primo Hula-Hoop 48h

Hubs: Primo Pro 14mm

Tires: Front: Maxxis M Tread 2.10, Rear: Maxxis Hookworm 1.95

Pegs: DK Pipebomb 14mm

Spokes: 14g stainless

Nipples: 14g stainless

Chain Tensioner(s): none

Chain: Shadow Conspiracy Interlock 02

Cranks: Profile Euro 175mm

Pedals: Eastern Sealed

Sprocket: Metal 39t

Seat: Primo Hemmoroid

Seat Post: S&M Ramrod w/ Marvin Guts

Seat Clamp: NSF

 

Modifications: Bars cut down one centimeter on both sides. Grips cut down, right crip trimmed more to make room for brake lever. Seatpost cut down to save weight. Pedals painted hotpink then painted over again with black primer.

Stand Your Convictions and You Will Walk Alone.

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Could we atleast get to see some pictures? Reading specs for a bicycle is, as you say, very boring >_<

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Uh... can we see some pics of you cheating death?

 

That would certainly make this thread more interesting. >_<

 

Not that I don't find

Nipples: 14g stainless

interesting, but still.

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Astroglide

Heh...heh, heh...heh...

Both top AND bottom...oh my...

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Rims: Primo Hula-Hoop 48h

 

 

 

He said "Rim" hhuhu hu huuhuhu huhu..

 

 

 

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Edited by Kaftan Barlast

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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I noticed a decisive lack of beautiful woman crowding around your bike.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What gives? :ninja:

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Why wouldn't there be? You're one of those glass half empty people aren't you?

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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A friend of mine bought a bike just like that, it was expensive so I asume it was real. But it was so friggin heavy that I dont understand how you could do any jumps and things.

 

 

BMX bikes are fun to ride but you look so *** retarded when youre just riding it to school or whatever :shifty:

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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