Yarr! Ye best be talkin' right this day!

[Reveilled]

I hope ye landlubbers be rememberin' that it be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. So ye had best make with the Yarrin' and the Arrin', or ye'll have ta walk the plank!

[Child of Flame]

How about "first person I hear talk like a pirate I punch" day? How about that?

 

He's coming for you!

[Baley]

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

[kirottu]

Boobies.

 

Oh, sorry wrong thread... Arrr?

[thepixiesrock]

I found ye booty.

 

Arrr.

[Baley]

Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

[thepixiesrock]

Not at all.

 

Yarr.

[Baley]

I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

[Musopticon?]

Yarrr me mateys. Keelhauling, anyone?

 

 

I'm not very good at this piratey-thing.

[Reveilled]

Arr! We don't do those sorts of things on this ship! If ya wanna do that, join the blasted navy! On pirate ships, we keep our friends close, but tha busty tavern wenches even closer! Yarr.

[Baley]

So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

[Musopticon?]

Yeah. Yarr.

 

Edit: Ender, I envy you.

[thepixiesrock]

 

 

Whats the matter fellas?

Leaving so spoon?

[Atreides]

Y HALO THAR.

[Baley]

1. Ick heff mol en Hamborger Veermaster sehn,

|: To my hooda! :|

De Masten so scheef as den Schipper sein Been,

To my hoo da hoo da ho!

 

|: Blow boys blow for Californio,

There is plenty of Gold

So I've been told

On the banks of Sacramento. :|

 

2. Dat Deck weur vun Isen,

Vull Schiet und vull Schmeer.

"Rein Schipp" weur den K

[EnderAndrew]

Yeah. Yarr.

 

Edit: Ender, I envy you.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I can't draw stick figures to save my life.

 

Most of the comics up at stripcreator where entries for specific contests they had there. Most of the people there were, how would I say, ass-hats. So I stopped posting comics there.

 

If I could draw at all, I'd put together a real webcomic.

[Musopticon?]

If I could draw at all, I'd put together a real webcomic.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Lack of drawing skills hasn't stopped any of the other authors. You could go with stickfigures or photoshopped game characters(like 8-bit Theatre). To me the art is superficial.

[Calax]

Arrrr Laddie ye just don know when ya ought ta keep thins to yarself do ya?

 

Wench! MORE ALE!

[Cantousent]

Only one post deleted in this thread. I'm amazed. Okay, inuendo will suffice for now. I'll leave Baley's raucous song for the time being.

 

You guys can let off a little steam, but I don't have faith that the pirate thread will last long. Keep it clean. Stick to the topic, whatever it is. Don't get yourselves in trouble.

 

...Or, to put it another way:

 

Ye scurvy lot best be thinkin' before yeh flap yer pie-holes. I be watching the lot o' yeh, and I'll be pushin' the whole motley bunch off the plank if it you don't trim yer sails.