Musopticon? Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I can't think of anything, but this thread has me in fits kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguars4ever Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I can't think of anything, but making love to Jags until he has fits <{POST_SNAPBACK}> NOOOOO! I like you Mus - but I told you; I simply don't care about you that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I was changing Avril Lavigne lyrics earlier tonight to twist one of her songs into Holocaust humor. Truly I'm going to hell. Vader is my daddy. I only love his buttsexin' but Mus can watch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I can't think of anything, but making love to Jags until he has fits <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "I Got You Babe" [Mus?:] They say we're young and we don't know We won't find out until we grow [Jag:] Well I don't know if all that's true 'Cause you got me, and baby I got you [Jag:] Babe [bOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe [Mus?:] They say our love won't pay the rent Before it's earned, our money's all been spent [Jag:] I guess that's so, we don't have a pot But at least I'm sure of all the things we got [Jag:] Babe [bOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe [Jag:] I got flowers in the spring I got you to wear my ring [Mus?:] And when I'm sad, you're a clown And if I get scared, you're always around [Mus?:] So let them say your hair's too long 'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong [Jag:] Then put your little hand in mine There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb [Jag:] Babe [bOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe [Jag:] I got you to hold my hand [Mus?:] I got you to understand [Jag:] I got you to walk with me [Mus?:] I got you to talk with me [Jag:] Igot you to kiss goodnight [Mus?:] I got you to hold me tight [Jag:] I got you, I won't let go [Mus?:] I got you to love me so [bOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe I got you babe I got you babe I got you babe <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Aww... Feel the love. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I was alone,I was all by myselfNo one was looking, I was thinking of you Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself All by myself... All by myself... All by myself... I went to your house,but no one was there I went to your room I was all by myself You and me had Such wonderful times When I'm all by myself, All by myself Talk about "feeling" the love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Too funny :D Too bad I have no imagination, otherwise I would get back on you dudes. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 After reading about all the luvin', I'm too "occupied" to respond at the moment. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Would you like a wet nap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Would you like some wet mouth lovin'? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This thread is so getting locked. That 'song' by Green Day was great, wouldn't even know it was there if you turned the album off when it sounded like it was over. Also, could you PM me that edited song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 This thread is so getting locked down by the handcuff-totin', bondage lovin' mod duo of Eldar and Authority! I've been a very bad boy! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm guilty of it as well, however I wonder if we can play this game with anything other than sexual humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 This thread is so getting locked down by the handcuff-totin', bondage lovin' mod duo of Eldar and Authority! I've been a very bad boy! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm guilty of genocide, but can we tone down the bawdiness a little ppl? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, but is that really any fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Now that my girlfriend/boyfriend is of age, it is no longer any fun.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> I guess you're right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I guess Volourn's right, he is indeed a genius. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It'd probably keep this thread from getting locked quite so fast what with Eldar's 'family friendly' moderation policies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I wish I were cool like the Groin of Despair. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wonder where that guy disappeared to anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleCookiee Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I wish I were cool like the Groin of Despair. Just give up... You'll never find out where I hid him anyway Guess not then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Some people say we have tasteless humor in Way Off Topic. Personally, I think dead babies have a gamey and tender taste!<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you slumming with us in this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleCookiee Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Do you want some hot action in the toilet? I'd rather don't... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Personally I think the ghettos of Europe were a good thing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He appears to be. That also means this thread probably isn't in immediate danger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Not tonight. I have a headache. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We can fix that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleCookiee Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Not tonight. I have a headache. Well, that's too bad! Yes. So sad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Not tonight. I have a headache. Well, that's too bad! Yes. So sad...I have a headache and all the alcohol's made it so I can't get it up. :'( <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Guys, we're doing it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I'm so bored of doing it with you guys. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey, I always notice the bored look in her eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleCookiee Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Hey, I always get bored of removing my lice Shaving yourself bald may help... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I like them shaved like bald eagles! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know you were trying to get away, but I had to drag you back in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BattleCookiee Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I know you were trying to get away, but I had to stun you and drag you back in! I didn't knew I was kidnapped... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Sometimes I like my victims stunned, but sometimes I like them ambulatory. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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