I can't think of anything, but this thread has me in fits

I can't think of anything, but making love to Jags until he has fits

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NOOOOO!

 

I like you Mus - but I told you; I simply don't care about you that way.

I was changing Avril Lavigne lyrics earlier tonight to twist one of her songs into Holocaust humor. Truly I'm going to hell.

 

Vader is my daddy.  I only love his buttsexin' but Mus can watch!

I can't think of anything, but making love to Jags until he has fits

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"I Got You Babe"

 

[Mus?:] They say we're young and we don't know

We won't find out until we grow

[Jag:] Well I don't know if all that's true

'Cause you got me, and baby I got you

 

[Jag:] Babe

[bOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe

 

[Mus?:] They say our love won't pay the rent

Before it's earned, our money's all been spent

[Jag:] I guess that's so, we don't have a pot

But at least I'm sure of all the things we got

 

[Jag:] Babe

[bOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe

 

[Jag:] I got flowers in the spring I got you to wear my ring

[Mus?:] And when I'm sad, you're a clown

And if I get scared, you're always around

[Mus?:] So let them say your hair's too long

'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong

[Jag:] Then put your little hand in mine

There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

 

[Jag:] Babe

[bOTH:] I got you babe I got you babe

 

[Jag:] I got you to hold my hand

[Mus?:] I got you to understand

[Jag:] I got you to walk with me

[Mus?:] I got you to talk with me

[Jag:] Igot you to kiss goodnight

[Mus?:] I got you to hold me tight

[Jag:] I got you, I won't let go

[Mus?:] I got you to love me so

 

[bOTH:] I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

I got you babe

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Aww... Feel the love.

I was alone,I was all by myself

No one was looking, I was thinking of you

Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself

All by myself...

All by myself...

All by myself...

 

I went to your house,but no one was there

I went to your room

I was all by myself

You and me had

Such wonderful times

When I'm all by myself,

All by myself

Talk about "feeling" the love.

Too funny :D Too bad I have no imagination, otherwise I would get back on you dudes.

After reading about all the luvin', I'm too "occupied" to respond at the moment.

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Would you like a wet nap?

Would you like some wet mouth lovin'?

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This thread is so getting locked.

 

That 'song' by Green Day was great, wouldn't even know it was there if you turned the album off when it sounded like it was over.

 

Also, could you PM me that edited song?

This thread is so getting locked down by the handcuff-totin', bondage lovin' mod duo of Eldar and Authority!

 

I've been a very bad boy!

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I'm guilty of it as well, however I wonder if we can play this game with anything other than sexual humor.

This thread is so getting locked down by the handcuff-totin', bondage lovin' mod duo of Eldar and Authority!

 

I've been a very bad boy!

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I'm guilty of genocide, but can we tone down the bawdiness a little ppl?

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Yeah, but is that really any fun?

Now that my girlfriend/boyfriend is of age, it is no longer any fun.

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I guess you're right.

I guess Volourn's right, he is indeed a genius.

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It'd probably keep this thread from getting locked quite so fast what with Eldar's 'family friendly' moderation policies.

I wish I were cool like the Groin of Despair.

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I wonder where that guy disappeared to anyway?

I wish I were cool like the Groin of Despair.

Just give up...

 

You'll never find out where I hid him anyway

 

Guess not then...

Some people say we have tasteless humor in Way Off Topic.  Personally, I think dead babies have a gamey and tender taste!

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Are you slumming with us in this thread?

Do you want some hot action in the toilet?

 

I'd rather don't...

Personally I think the ghettos of Europe were a good thing. 

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He appears to be. That also means this thread probably isn't in immediate danger.

Not tonight.  I have a headache.

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We can fix that!

Not tonight.  I have a headache.

Well, that's too bad!

 

Yes. So sad...

Not tonight.  I have a headache.

Well, that's too bad!

 

Yes. So sad...I have a headache and all the alcohol's made it so I can't get it up. :'(

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Guys, we're doing it again.

I'm so bored of doing it with you guys.

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Hey, I always notice the bored look in her eyes!

Hey, I always get bored of removing my lice

 

Shaving yourself bald may help...

I like them shaved like bald eagles!

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I know you were trying to get away, but I had to drag you back in!

I know you were trying to get away, but I had to stun you and drag you back in!

 

I didn't knew I was kidnapped...

Sometimes I like my victims stunned, but sometimes I like them ambulatory.

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