Boys.  Boys!  BOYS!  Thats all I can think about!

Me too.

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Double you. Tee. Eff.

Boys.  Boys!  BOYS!  Thats all I can think about!

Me too.

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I you both!

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Aw... mod love. How cute. :">

 

The mods are gonna get me...

I am not a moderator

I am a moderator so Nya!

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So Am I! NYAHHH

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I want to ba moderator groupie!

I am attracted to their powers

I like little girls

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tee hee.

Bwahahahahaa!  All you're moderators are belong to us!

Well, good night everyone, I'm going to go view my elf porn and catch some shut eye

Well, good night everyone, I'm going to go view my elf porn and catch some shut eye

 

Please don't leave! I need mod supervison! I'm too immature to last more than 30 seconds without a mod watching me...

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Please don't leave! I need GoA supervison! I need his firm guidance and discipline...

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GoA is my lord and master, he owns me BODY and SOUL!

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Princess Sara is going to kill me...

Princess Sara is really kinda hot. 

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THIS WAS THE LEAST INAPPROPRIATE THING I COULD THINK OF THE OTHER ONES INVOLVED ROPES!

Does the Church condone BDSM?  If not, I might want to reconsider my plans...

WHAT'S IN THE BEDROOM STAYS IN THE BEDROOM!

 

Unless your name happens to be TJ

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Dude, Ender, it is so hard to come up with a good quote when you say nothing.

 

And for the record, as far as I know, BDSM in consent is okie-dokie with the Big Man!

 

:ph34r:

Very true. Read Song of Songs and apparenly God is down with kinky sex so long as you are married.

 

Ender went all Alanschu on me, and I couldn't see his stealth post!

"Awake, north wind!  Come, south wind!  Blow on my garden and waft it's lovely perfume to my lover. Let him come into his garden and eat of it's choicest fruits."

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EVIDENCE OF DIRTY DIRTY MOUTH SEX!

We like Bukkake! In Nagasaki they go spunky for your love!

Me love you long time!

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I really have nothing to add.  My love for Jags is a special kind of love.  You don't have to understand it.

 

I wonder where McDonalds gets all that "special sauce"?

I want Mr. MacDonalds 'special' sauce!  ALL OVER MY FACE!!!

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Oh man, you did that on purpose, still, it was fun.

Now I know why they call Ender "Big Mac".

 

Ender sprays Mod-Away in fear of the inevitable thread closure.

Ender sprays all over his keyboard after seeing the picture SoE emailed him of himself. 

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I am a dirty dirty future clergyman!

I need Jack Thompson to clear me of my evil taint!

 

You mean there are clean clergymen?

Actually, my humongously large post count is supposed to over-compensate for my rather diminutive "Happy Meal".

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Does Sarah know?

Does Sarah know that you partook of my "dipping sauce"?

What can I say? I was hungry and/or lonely.

You know Jim Jones really wasn't such a bad guy. 

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That one was so terribly terribly hard to edit.

Mmmm!  Red Kool-Aid isn't just for cultists!  This will make for a great communion!

 

I am so going to hell.

I do not believe I am going to hell just because I like the buttsexin'!

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I can give no contest, except for the fact that my dad makes Jonesville jokes fairly regularly, and he is an ex-minister.

 

And come to think of it, he is just as dirty, if not more so, than me.