August 29, 200520 yr Sarah is always trying to get me to keep my clothes on in public. Often she fails. Sarah's purity score also dropped like 20 points after dating me for a month. We have a very vanilla sex life.
August 29, 200520 yr I was once goofing around and put on my wife's bathing suit. Very tight. Anyhow, she threatened to take a picture of me. I'm a bit shameless myself when it comes to silly stuff. She still has that picture somewhere. Talk about scary! Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends!
August 29, 200520 yr Sarah posted a picture of me with a bra on my head on this forum. Clever people can probably hunt it down.
August 29, 200520 yr Commissar, its 1.5 KM in less than 15 minutes, 50 situps, and 50 push ups. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And people believed you when you failed that?
August 29, 200520 yr Sarah posted a picture of me with a bra on my head on this forum. Clever people can probably hunt it down. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?showtopic=27470 http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?sh...ndpost&p=242914 Ha!
August 29, 200520 yr Sarah posted a picture of me with a bra on my head on this forum. Clever people can probably hunt it down. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?showtopic=27470 http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?sh...ndpost&p=242914 Ha! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well done baley :D
August 29, 200520 yr Commissar, its 1.5 KM in less than 15 minutes, 50 situps, and 50 push ups. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And people believed you when you failed that? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah and I wasn't the only one. :D
August 29, 200520 yr Commissar, its 1.5 KM in less than 15 minutes, 50 situps, and 50 push ups. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And people believed you when you failed that? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah and I wasn't the only one. :D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I believe I'd get shot.
August 29, 200520 yr Commissar, its 1.5 KM in less than 15 minutes, 50 situps, and 50 push ups. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> BTW, just for comparison, the Marine Corps PFT is 20 dead-hang pullups, 200 crunches, and 3 miles.
August 29, 200520 yr Sarah posted a picture of me with a bra on my head on this forum. Clever people can probably hunt it down. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?sh...ndpost&p=242914 Ha! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HAHAHAHA!!! .
August 29, 200520 yr Commissar, its 1.5 KM in less than 15 minutes, 50 situps, and 50 push ups. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> BTW, just for comparison, the Marine Corps PFT is 20 dead-hang pullups, 200 crunches, and 3 miles. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You don't say.
August 29, 200520 yr Ender, you're a lot...redder than I thought. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
August 29, 200520 yr I find it mildly strange that you guy's set the date for this october, and she's already got a "sith baby" coming. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
August 29, 200520 yr I find it mildly strange that you guy's set the date for this october, and she's already got a "sith baby" coming. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "No one calls Mama Sarah and Daddy Ender strange, whelp! NOW YOU DIE!"
August 29, 200520 yr I'm not saying that Daddy postmaster general (he's got the highest post count overall) and mommy didn't-know-she-was-on-the-boards-for-the-longest-time are strange, just that they will have a kid very near the wedding day will be a tad bit strange (hopefully not while walking down the aisle, that would be... awkard to say the least). Given my relative newbie status I'm not very well informed as to their relationship but Ender often refers to Sarah as the wife so either they moved the Wedding day, or I'm utterly lost. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
August 29, 200520 yr I find it mildly strange that you guy's set the date for this october, and she's already got a "sith baby" coming. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "No one calls Mama Sarah and Daddy Ender strange, whelp! NOW YOU DIE!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jag, where do you come up with this stuff
August 29, 200520 yr Imagination, Google and Fark, I presume. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
August 29, 200520 yr I think I found my new wallpaper. Thanks, Jag. Ender, that pic looks like a police line up photo.
August 29, 200520 yr Uh, let's see... I'm friends with this kid in my neighborhood and my parents don't know. It's not like he's bad, I'm just afraid they'll think I like him. >_> Oh, and I write Jaq everywhere to symbolize that I'm an Atton fangirl. Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read
August 29, 200520 yr I donno, my parent's don't think every girl who came over was a gf, I think you're worrying for nothing Edit: oh, I forgot this: I'm horribly addicted to the mindless murder of Dynasty Warriors. Actually the game helped me learn more because I spent a month finding and buying the books Edited August 29, 200520 yr by Calax Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
August 29, 200520 yr I think I found my new wallpaper. Thanks, Jag. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't mention it - consider it my good deed for the day. ^_^
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