EnderAndrew Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Frank Sinatra had a song called, "I Can't Get You Off My Cloud". In Scotland they thought it was "I Can't Get Macleod Off My Ewe"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Y'know, I think you're starting to pick up your batting average on puns ... OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Did you hear that someone broke into my local police precint? They stole a toilet and the cops have nothing to go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metadigital Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 And OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Actually, I used to think I was quite punny. I submitted my ten best puns to a local newspaper contest, including one that I thought would surely win. Sadly it didn't, and no pun in ten did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I cannot believe the nonsense I read around here. So I'll just have to write some. I think the sheep are cute. I've always thought of them as nice, fluffy little beasts. ...And I love lamb chops. This topic is getting out of hand. Please return to the flock before I'm forced to shear this thread. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 "This topic is getting out of hand. Please return to the flock before I'm forced to shear this thread. " On the other hand that isn't funny at all, but on the other hand you're a mod so... Ha. Ha. Haa. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I didn't mean to get off-topic! I can explain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Look at the sheeps mug. Exhausted. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Let's go to a place where they understand our special kind of love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantousent Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Hmmm, thread in imminent danger. Red Alert! Red Alert! Locking in five.... four....three.... two.... ONE! PS, I think a "pic of where you live" sounds good as long as no-one posts the actual location of his house. That would be bad, this being the internet and all. Fionavar's Holliday Wishes to all members of our online community: Happy Holidays Join the revelry at the Obsidian Plays channel:Obsidian Plays Remembering tarna, Phosphor, Metadigital, and Visceris. Drink mead heartily in the halls of Valhalla, my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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