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The Community Blog (An Invitation)

Things you wish your character would say

Shadowstrider
in Star Wars: General Discussion

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Juhani: *Whispers to Brianna* I pooted

 

Brianna: *Runs her through with her lightsaber* Good for you

Whats pooted? :blink:

 

Disciple: I feel pretty, oh so pretty

 

Exile: You will get me some coffee

Fixed :thumbsup:

Fart, it means fart

Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept!

 

In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said

Fart, it means fart

Ah, makes more sense now, carry on.....

:thumbsup:

Sion: Anybody got some bandades?

 

Nihilius: Hey I just got back from Garglers ananamouys

 

Malak: Mare's eat oats and Goats eat oats but little Gizka eat Ivy

 

Kreia: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away I was considered pretty

Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept!

 

In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said

Revan: so,um...Elvis, how'd you get rid of all those fangirls?

 

Elvis: You wanna kill yourself?

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Visas: 'Dem Bones 'Dem Bones 'Dem Dry Bones! Oh Dey da working O da Lord!

Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept!

 

In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said

Revan: so,um...Elvis, how'd you get rid of all those fangirls?

 

Elvis: You wanna kill yourself?

No offence, but how the hell did Elvis come into this?? :(:rolleyes:

 

 

 

 

This thread has gone downhill.... :o

He's so fat he come's in everywhere

Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept!

 

In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said

The first thread was already very long so there couldn't be much to say. Why'd they close it anyway?

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

40 pages is the limit per-thread

Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept!

 

In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said

I can swear I've seen one with 57 pages.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

I know, they just haven't caught that one yet

Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept!

 

In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said

I can swear I've seen one with 57 pages.

 

And I one with over 75 pages. 40 pages is the new rule. 20 with WoT threads.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Yep, right on the nose

Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept!

 

In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said

Kreia: ****! where's my underwear?!

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Disciple took it

Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept!

 

In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said

And I one with over 75 pages. 40 pages is the new rule. 20 with WoT threads.

 

It's 40 everywhere.

And the longest ever is 125 pages, which was the "welcome, we added a spoiler section" topic...

BTW...Return to the jokes

Zaalabar: Mana Mana

 

Bastila/Juhani/Mission/Female Revan/Female Exile: Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

 

Zaalabar: Mana Mana

 

Bastila/Juhani/Mission/Female Revan/Female Exile: Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

 

Zaalabar: Mana Mana

 

Bastila/Juhani/Mission/Female Revan/Female Exile: Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

 

Atton standing in a corner sulking: What is it about Wookies?!

 

Carth: I don't know but I say we have a little fun with a certain Wookie and a Razor tonight

Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept!

 

In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said

And I one with over 75 pages. 40 pages is the new rule. 20 with WoT threads.

 

It's 40 everywhere.

And the longest ever is 125 pages, which was the "welcome, we added a spoiler section" topic...

BTW...Return to the jokes

Nah, I've seen Eldar make exceptions. Still, back to "jokes".

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Nah, I've seen Eldar make exceptions. Still,  back to "jokes".

 

That was before we made "The Agreement" making it 40...

And Musopticon is right, jokes, people, post jokes...

Jolee/Kreia: Old, Old, Old, Old, Old, Old Old, Old, Old, Old, Old, Old Old, Old, Old, Old, Old, Old Old, Old, Old, Old, Old, Old Old, Old, Old, Old, Old, Old, Old, Old Mac'Donald Had a farm!

Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept!

 

In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said

Do you really think they'd say old that many times??

 

 

:)

 

 

 

;) at Mus?

Edited by petay12

The question you should be asking is; how is that funny in any way?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a small gizka said :)

Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept!

 

In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said

The force is strong against you...

Deep from within...

 

Victims live a life of fantasy.

 

Some see salvation as an act of God, a few look within for it.

 

朱宣澧

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