Things you wish your character would say

[Dark Moth]

This is partly inspired by a pic I saw in the fanart thread. (credit goes to Darth Spock) :D

 

Jedi Masters: You are a wound in the force. And because of that, we must cut you off from it.

Exile: (laughs)

Masters: What's so funny?

Exile: I don't need your 'force' anyway! I've found something better!

Masters: Better than the force? What could that be?

Exile: This! (holds up a can of Red Bull)

Masters: How do you expect to fight the Sith with that?

Exile: Because Red Bull gives you wings! (drinks can and flies off)

 

Edited August 17, 2005 by Mothman

[darth spock]

This is partly inspired by a pic I saw in the fanart thread.  :D

 

Jedi Masters: You are a wound in the force.  And because of that, we must cut you off from it.

Exile:  (laughs)

Masters:  What's so funny?

Exile: I don't need your 'force' anyway!  I've found something better!

Masters:  Better than the force?  What could that be?

Exile:  This!  (holds up a can of Red Bull)

Masters:  How do you expect to fight the Sith with that?

Exile:  Because Red Bull gives you wings!  (drinks can and flies off)

 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

 

That terrible Photoshopped picture I did inspired this?

I'm touched. No really I am. :'(

[Darkside]

Disciple is making fun of the The Beatles .

 

I'm well aware of that. It just struck me as much more humorous than it looks like it would be.

[Sikon]

HK-47: Exclamation: Noooooo!

[darth spock]

Visas: Who do you support? Vaklu or Talia?

Exile: Talia of course.

Visas: Her? Oh, I see how it is. First it's Atris, then it's Brianna, now it's her...

Exile: Well who do you like better?

Visas: Vaklu.

Exile: [imitating Visas] Him? First it's, uh, I dunno, but now it's him...

Visas: Well at least I don't make everyone woman that sees me fall in love with me.

Exile: That's not true....

Kreia: Oh Exile dear!

Exile: Aaah! Get away from me, uh... [puts up hand and Kreia's put in stasis] Well, what about the Handmaiden's sisters?

Visas: Damn! You've caught me at a loophole.

Exile: Hah. I win. Now let's go kick some Sithy ass. [turns]

Visas: Now men are falling for you?

Exile: What? [turning instantly to see Disciple in a Vaklu soldier's uniform]

Disciple: You are, er, under arrest.

[Sikon]

Exile: [imitating Visas] Him? First it's, uh, I dunno, but now it's him...

Exile: [imitating Visas] Him? First it's Nihilus, then it's me, but now it's him...

[DeathScepter]

Carth: Hey Revan, What do you think of Atris??

 

 

Revan: She is an Ice Queen that is need of a good humping.

 

 

Carth: Hey Wait a minute, I thought that was Bastila.

 

 

Revan: No, Bastila is the Ice Princess that was need of a good humping.

So see there was a Difference,........Carth.

 

 

 

Then Atris and Bastila walks in the Room,

 

 

Atris and Bastila: What did you say about us,Revan?

 

 

Revan:[Force Pescuade] Oh Nothing but I do need both of you in my quarters soon.

 

Atris: [success] I will go to your quarters, dear.

 

Bastila: [Failure] I will go to your quarters anyways, dear. To learn "new force abilities".

 

Carth: Oh boy.

 

Revan: Carth you dont know half the fun of using the force to get women.

[cyn_dolores]

Mira: No thanks, but you're a little old.

Exile: What?

Mira: That's what the script says...

Exile: How can I be older if I fought in the Mandalorian Wars and you were a slave in them?

[Mira shrugs].

 

==> I don't agree with that, when you talk to mira she says that she was a child when she use to carry weapons and mines for the mandalorians. But the exile was at least 20... "

[darth spock]

Mira: No thanks, but you're a little old.

Exile: What?

Mira: That's what the script says...

Exile: How can I be older if I fought in the Mandalorian Wars and you were a slave in them?

[Mira shrugs].

 

==> I don't agree with that, when you talk to mira she says that she was a child when she use to carry weapons and mines for the mandalorians. But the exile was at least 20... "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

But she would've had to been a bit older than a child. Because the Mandalorian Wars were supposedly 6 years ago? That means if she was like 8, 9, 10, or 11 ("child" ages) she would be like, at the most, 17 or 18. I've always pictured the Exile as like 25-30 because six year back they'd've been like 19-24.

[jodo kast 5]

Carth: Hey Revan, What do you think of Atris??

 

 

Revan: She is an Ice Queen that is need of a good humping.

 

 

Carth: Hey Wait a minute, I thought that was Bastila.

 

 

Revan: No, Bastila is the Ice Princess that was need of a good humping.

So see there was a Difference,........Carth.

 

 

 

Then Atris and Bastila walks in the Room,

 

 

Atris and Bastila: What did you say about us,Revan?

 

 

Revan:[Force Pescuade] Oh Nothing but I do need both of you in my quarters soon.

 

Atris: [success] I will go to your quarters, dear.

 

Bastila: [Failure] I will go to your quarters anyways, dear. To learn "new force abilities".

 

Carth: Oh boy.

 

Revan: Carth you dont know half the fun of using the force to get women.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

:D

[Marka Ragnos]

Mira: No thanks, but you're a little old.

Exile: What?

Mira: That's what the script says...

Exile: How can I be older if I fought in the Mandalorian Wars and you were a slave in them?

[Mira shrugs].

 

==> I don't agree with that, when you talk to mira she says that she was a child when she use to carry weapons and mines for the mandalorians. But the exile was at least 20... "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

But she would've had to been a bit older than a child. Because the Mandalorian Wars were supposedly 6 years ago? That means if she was like 8, 9, 10, or 11 ("child" ages) she would be like, at the most, 17 or 18. I've always pictured the Exile as like 25-30 because six year back they'd've been like 19-24.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

*cough* the end of the mandalorian wars ended ten years ago.

[cyn_dolores]

But she would've had to been a bit older than a child. Because the Mandalorian Wars were supposedly 6 years ago? That means if she was like 8, 9, 10, or 11 ("child" ages) she would be like, at the most, 17 or 18. I've always pictured the Exile as like 25-30 because six year back they'd've been like 19-24.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

ok, I'm just speculating here: mira is about 18, (she doesn't look older ok?). But I always see the exile as a "mature" one. Does he/she can be a general at 19? (in the mandalorian wars?). Because he/she was already a good fighter to have this statement...

I'd like to have your opinion on that... :D

[Sikon]

Bastila (to Disciple): The next time you misspell my name, I will tie you to a rock and torture with Force Lightning.

[DAWUSS]

But she would've had to been a bit older than a child. Because the Mandalorian Wars were supposedly 6 years ago? That means if she was like 8, 9, 10, or 11 ("child" ages) she would be like, at the most, 17 or 18. I've always pictured the Exile as like 25-30 because six year back they'd've been like 19-24.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

ok, I'm just speculating here: mira is about 18, (she doesn't look older ok?). But I always see the exile as a "mature" one. Does he/she can be a general at 19? (in the mandalorian wars?). Because he/she was already a good fighter to have this statement...

I'd like to have your opinion on that... :D

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Just remember... Amidala was queen of Naboo at age 10

 

I see the Exile to be about 28

[Sikon]

Just remember... Amidala was queen of Naboo at age 10

14. I would put Mira in KOTOR I Bastila's age, which is 23.

Anyway, are you going to continue this offtopic?

[Jediphile]

Just remember... Amidala was queen of Naboo at age 10

14. I would put Mira in KOTOR I Bastila's age, which is 23.

Anyway, are you going to continue this offtopic?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Huh??

 

Okay, several things here...

 

First, Amidala was around 20 or so when she was queen of Naboo - she definitely wasn't 10. Remember how Palpatine introduces her to the Senate in Episode I?

 

Palpatine: "To state our allegations, I present Queen Amidala, recently elected ruler of the Naboo, who speaks on our behalf..."

 

So, however old she is in Episode I, she has not been queen for long.

 

Second, the Mandalorian Wars lie a little less than 10 years before the events of KotOR2. Note how, when the Exile feels the force again, he/she comments that it has been almost a decade since he/she felt it...

 

I very much doubt that the Exile was younger than 20 at that point, which suggests that he/she is at least 30 if not more in KotOR2.

 

I tend to think that Mira is a few years older than the Handmaiden, but then I could be wrong, and she could be 22 or so and still have been no more than 12 at the end of the Mandalorian Wars.

 

Just to clear that up...

[Musopticon?]

More on that point, who cares? I mean, apart from you obviously.

 

Sheesh, talking about splitting hairs...

[Dark Moth]

First, Amidala was around 20 or so when she was queen of Naboo - she definitely wasn't 10. Remember how Palpatine introduces her to the Senate in Episode I?

 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Actually, she was around 15 or 16 when she was queen of Naboo. She was only about five years older than Anakin Skywalker in Episode I.

 

While this isn't KOTOR, this is something I wish had been said in the movies:

Anakin: I don't like sand.

Padme: Wow, you're a whiner.

Anakin: :'(

[Sikon]

Anakin: I don't like sand.

Developer #1: I don't like sand, so sorry, no Tatooine in the sequel.

Developer #2: I don't like forests, so sorry, no Kashyyyk in the sequel.

Developer #3: I don't like oceans, so sorry, no Manaan in the sequel.

Developer #4: And I like rocks, they rock. Anyway, we need to place that Jedi from the droid planet somewhere...

[metadigital]

Anakin: I don't like sand.

Developer #1: I don't like sand, so sorry, no Tatooine in the sequel.

Developer #2: I don't like forests, so sorry, no Kashyyyk in the sequel.

Developer #3: I don't like oceans, so sorry, no Manaan in the sequel.

Developer #4: And I like rocks, they rock. Anyway, we need to place that Jedi from the droid planet somewhere...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

That's things I wish the KotOR (developer) characters hadn't said ...

[Sikon]

Too late .

[DeathScepter]

Bastila: Where is Revan??

 

Hk 47: Statement: I have my memory core erase for location of my master.

 

Bastila: Well, Tell him I have something for him when He returns.

 

 

Hk 47: Irritated Statement: I will do as you ask, ........ Ice princess of the meatbags.

[darth spock]

Mira: No thanks, but you're a little old.

Exile: What?

Mira: That's what the script says...

Exile: How can I be older if I fought in the Mandalorian Wars and you were a slave in them?

[Mira shrugs].

 

==> I don't agree with that, when you talk to mira she says that she was a child when she use to carry weapons and mines for the mandalorians. But the exile was at least 20... "

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

But she would've had to been a bit older than a child. Because the Mandalorian Wars were supposedly 6 years ago? That means if she was like 8, 9, 10, or 11 ("child" ages) she would be like, at the most, 17 or 18. I've always pictured the Exile as like 25-30 because six year back they'd've been like 19-24.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

*cough* the end of the mandalorian wars ended ten years ago.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Okay thank you.

[DeathScepter]

lets get back on topic

 

 

 

 

Revan: You are gorgeous

 

Yuthura Ban: Thank you

 

Revan: you are welcome. What are you doing this evening?

 

Yuthura Ban: Humm, I was going to teach some students a "lesson"

 

Revan: I am always read for a "lesson" about Sith teachers and their students.

 

Yuthura Ban: Go on I am listening.

 

Revan: Follow me I will "show" you something very fun in my quarters dear.

 

 

30 mins Laters.

 

 

Yuthura Ban: Oh My that was fun

 

Revan: I know

[metadigital]

Thirty Minutes? Were they late for a meeting?