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Im fairly decent. Depends on the music that's being played, but I find that I just can't dance without music.

I suck.

Are you asking?

 

 

:shifty:

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Err, I have that whole move the arms and hips thing and vary my patterns based on what the heck people are doing around me.

 

 

It takes me about 5 minutes to get ready to dance if I go to a dance club....during which time I observe and "learn" how to dance :shifty:

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Err, I have that whole move the arms and hips thing and vary my patterns based on what the heck people are doing around me.

 

 

It takes me about 5 minutes to get ready to dance if I go to a dance club....during which time I observe and "learn" how to dance :shifty:

 

 

I knew it. You are a rogue AI, and I claim my five pounds.

 

I am told that I dance like a rhino that has been doused with petrol and set on fire.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

I can be a vey good dancer but th problem is that Im very bodily aware and as such I feel very silly when shuffling about the dancefloor. This in turn leads to me being incapable of dancing in a serious and controlled manner. All my friends seem to suffer from the same symptom.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Which reminded me of that killer dance Tim Robbins does in Nothing to Lose when his pants catch on fire!

Burn baby, burn! You disco inferno!

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I know some of you are thinking "There's nothing funny about a rhino that has been set on fire. It would be tragic and painful."

 

In which case you have pictured me dancing perfectly.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

It'd be pretty dangerous for the nearby spectators, too.

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Depends on the kind of dancing. Ballroom I'm pretty decent at doing, and it's fun. The rhumba, polka's, whatever....but you need a partner for it and hubby doesn't dance much. :shifty:

Dancing randomly to please myself I probably look fairly silly, but then who doesn't.

Modern youth popular dancing routines of any sort, I'm clueless and you won't find me on the dance floor at all.

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

but I find that I just can't dance without music.

Do you often find yourself trying to dance when there's no music? :shifty:

 

Personally I'm just damn lucky I'm a musician, otherwise I'd probably be all over the place. I don't know much 'bout dancing (that's why I got this song, one o' my legs is shorter than the other and both my feet's too long), but thankfully I can at least keep the beat.

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

Have you seen that infamous Fatboy Slim video where Christoffer Walken shakes it like theres no tomorrow?

 

 

thats me dancing.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

I have no skills in dancing, but I'm very good at finding reasons not to dance or appearing to be busy with something else.

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

Have you seen that infamous Fatboy Slim video where Christoffer Walken shakes it like theres no tomorrow?

 

 

thats me dancing.

 

 

OMG Link plz!!!!

Brenty's got skillz0rs!

 

He left his audience just awestruck.

Have you seen that infamous Fatboy Slim video where Christoffer Walken shakes it like theres no tomorrow?

 

 

thats me dancing.

 

 

OMG Link plz!!!!

 

 

http://www.astralwerks.com/fbs/woc/

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

I don't, I prefer to just lean against something while slowly nodding my head to the beat and clinging on to my overprised drink, trying to look as cool as possible. :cool:

DENMARK!

 

It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.

That's in fact a very neat way to go about it, one that I often use. :shifty:

^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum

That's in fact a very neat way to go about it, one that I often use. :shifty:

But how do you pull off the flying part? ;)

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Acid House is dancing with your 'kerchief over your eyes, so that you can concentrate on the (supra-bi-beep-per-second) music without distraction from other dancers ...

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At school dances I am often the one that spends the night eating pizza and chocolate. Dancing isn't a class skill for nerds. :shifty:

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School's old. I go to places where adult people get drunk and dance just so that they get an excuse to make out with strangers. And I live in the perfect country for it.

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