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Haha, Family Guy..Where do I begin?

 

Peter (to the Mafia Don):"What do you want me to do? Wack a guy? Off a guy? Wack off a guy? Well I can't 'cause I'm married!"

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

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Peter to miss Lockhart: Our son......wants to plow you

Ms. Lockhart: "Chris what do you see here" (leans over holding Chris' F paper)

Chris: "Two D's and an F"

 

P.S. American Dad sucks my ... i'll leave to your imagination

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God I love this show, so much so that I even went out and bought the DVDs...Hours of enjoyment.

 

Lois: "Do you want some icecream sweetie?"

Stewie: "Yes...but No sprinkles!...For every sprinkle I find, I shall Kill You!"

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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God I love this show, so much so that I even went out and bought the DVDs...Hours of enjoyment.

 

Lois: "Do you want some icecream sweetie?"

Stewie: "Yes...but No sprinkles!...For every sprinkle I find, I shall Kill You!"

i believe that quote is between stewie and Chris during stewie's birthday

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Could be, i'm not famous for my memory, ya know.

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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Peter: Alright lets do this.

 

Peter and Brian at the same time: Wonder-Twin powers, activate!

 

Peter: Form of..steel.

............

 

Brian: Peter we got these in a box of Frankenberry.

 

 

And the best part of the show was when Peter fought the giant Chicken across the city. (Both episodes)

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Who likes family guy?

Not me.

"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

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That's 'cause you're a fastishio. See? I can make up words too!

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

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(Think I got this one right)

 

Peter In Cast Away Garb: WILSON! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW!? WILSON! WILSON! WIL-

 

Ball: My name is Voit, dumbass!

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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Derailment so early ... I'm shocked!

 

FLoSD.ObE

The universe is change;
your life is what our thoughts make it
- Marcus Aurelius (161)

:dragon:

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