WinterSun Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 the Hoff is the man,man!I mean,he got to get (semi)naked and wet with Pamela Anderson!All you Hoff haters are just jealous master of my domain Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
Darth Launch Posted July 17, 2005 Author Posted July 17, 2005 To be fair, I liked the HoFf well enough in Knightrider. I don't think he's seXy tho. Not my type. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fixed [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]
thepixiesrock Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 That show was pretty cool. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Hildegard Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 The Hoff is pure... he represents all that is good DL <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm sorry DL :'( ...I don't know what came to me to spam your thread If I am to spam someones thread, your should be the last one Sorry....
Darth Launch Posted July 17, 2005 Author Posted July 17, 2005 You're forgiven... I think it's important that we all remember Hoff on this day... we should live by his example DL [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]
Lucius Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 Happy birthday Mr. Hasselhoff sir. DENMARK! It appears that I have not yet found a sig to replace the one about me not being banned... interesting.
RevanRedefined Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 A nice birthday present for "The Hoff" would be for someone to actually buy/listen to his CD.
thepixiesrock Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 Ok, it's DL's intervention time. DL, I know you like the Hoff a lot, but it is getting unhealthy. Moderation is the key. Now please just listen to me. I am doing this because I care about you and don't want to see you get hurt. Just put down the David Hasslehoff cardboard cut-out and everything will be ok. Please, just do it. For me. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Laozi Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 Happy birthday Mr. Hasselhoff sir. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Man, he can really suck in that gut People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
Musopticon? Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 He's 53? Man, even my dad is older. About the b-day... *begins singing Hoffs overly melodramatic Castles in the Sky* kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
alanschu Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 According to IMDB, it seems like he's making a new Knight Rider movie or perhaps a new TV show.
Musopticon? Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 Well, it will be a blockbuster in ze Germany, innit? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
EnderAndrew Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 Since I discovered: I found a new love in my life. Sorry Hoff.
Musopticon? Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 Traitorous bastard. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Musopticon? Posted July 17, 2005 Posted July 17, 2005 Let's not bring it up again. You know, the fans...a scary bunch. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Fionavar Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Well before the Hoff gets challenged any further, let's send him to the AotS for posterity ... The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161)
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