The mods still haven't closed the spam thread here. Where is ol' Finn?

 

This thread needs a lockdown, but until then...

 

Ownage.

I like this one the best.

 

Necrophylis kills rats faster than a dozen traps.

If the mice are gay do I win the triple crown?

 

My printer also kills mice.

"Gotcha"

Tag, you're it!

Reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes snowman pranks.

That necro-mouse pic just ran away with my Pic of the Century Award. :D

I think this has been my favorite topic ever

Welcome to the automated Ther-rape-me hotline.

 

For Addiction, first admit that you need to press 1.

For obsessive-compulsives, press 2 over and over and over again.

For Bulemia, spray the phone with Lysol next time before you call. Then press 3.

For Depression, you could press 4, but it won't do any good, so hang-up instead.

For hallucinations, press the 5 button. Ya know, the melty one.

For megalomania, stop playing Risk long enough to press the 6 button.

For nymphomania, hang up the phone, and drive here instead.

For perfectionists, have the London Symphonic Orchestra perform the number 7 tone, and replay it for us in THX certified 6.1 surround sound.

For multiple-personality disorder, press 8, 9 and 0.

For kleptomania, please press the page button so we can find our phone.

If you were calling for phone sex and can't stop masturbating, just hit the pound key repeatedly.

For Paranoia, just remain on the line. We know who you are, and we're coming for you.

Where's Waldo?

Oh, he's right there in the middle, behind the fat guy.

 

Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of All Time

I have the album where that one's from.

See the background on that picture? It's basically one of those Sears Photomart backdrops. Look, I so wish I was hardcore, but I got my picture taken at Sears!

That stuffed eagle is legendary.

 

 

*peers the lower pic*

 

What the ****?

They're all gothed up, except the guy in the middle who is just wearing a suit. Then again, given his gloves, he could be the driver.

Or the group bitch.

They're goth. They're all the bitch.

Should have written gimp instead.

This is The Gimp.