Child of Flame Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 How come all the recent threads end in either Hoffmeister or bukkake? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Because the homosexual menace has touched us all? Infecting us like a rampant plague. A rampant, fashion sensible, erotic plague.
Musopticon? Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 Heresy rose from idleness! kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Musopticon? Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 I appreciate your effort, oh King of Spam, but what has Tomb Raider to do with this thread? Oh...wait :"> kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Musopticon? Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 Can't see the image. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Musopticon? Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
Llyranor Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded! (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
EnderAndrew Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 I try to keep an open mind, but my brain keeps falling out. And for the record, Angelina Jolie can feel free to call me back at any time. Brad Pitt doesn't really have anything on me. Nor do restraining orders.
Musopticon? Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 BURN THE HERETIC kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
EnderAndrew Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 Who is the heretic? Someone trying to give me an NGage would piss me off, but I don't know if I'd burn them. They might smell bad as their flesh seared into ash.
Musopticon? Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 whooooooosh kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
EnderAndrew Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 http://quizilla.com/users/EnderAndrew/quizzes/Fuego
Musopticon? Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 "You're not on fire in any sense of the word, though you wish you were. The sad thing is that you need the confirmation of this test to tell you that. You're so not on fire." kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
EnderAndrew Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 I felt the world needed an online test to determine whether you were on fire or not. You should see some of the test concepts that I didn't make.
Baley Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 Don't worry. Call off the ambulance. You are not on fire. I'm a professional, and I assure you that you have not spontaneously combusted. In fact, you are so not on fire, I should call you The Iceman. And if I was Maverick, you could say to me, "you can be my wingman anytime!" I'm sure that's a big relief.
Musopticon? Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 Whatever the reason you created the quiz was; it made me laugh. I guess that's good enough. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
EnderAndrew Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 There is also this one. http://quizilla.com/users/EnderAndrew/quiz...t%20Denmark%3F/
Baley Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 Welcome to West Denmark! Consider yourself a citizen. And by the way, to let you in on a secret, your home has now been confiscated by the authority of West Denmark. It is now part of the country. Just don't tell anyone, because then they'd be able to find us on a map. That includes myself. I wonder if I'm going to take this test that I wrote for myself. I'll probably miss a question or two and get this response, which is pretty pathetic. If I do that, I'll feel pretty stupid. I'll feel especially stupid since I wrote that about myself, and will end up reading later and go,
Musopticon? Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 "You are a true member of West Denmark. You are a bastion for all our beliefs, whether or not you realize it. Unfortunately, that means I can't count on your vote for President since we don't believe in voting. That includes myself. I wonder if I'm going to take this test that I wrote for myself. I wonder if I'm going to score high enough to see this. If I don't then, I fire myself!" That was...different. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
EnderAndrew Posted July 3, 2005 Posted July 3, 2005 In the fall of '96 a few buddies of mine all decided to seceed from the country and form our own. We posted notes on dorm room doors claiming we now owned said property as part of our own country. No one opposed us, no doubt in fear of our mighty power. Thusly, West Denmark was born. We believe in two political parties. The first is the Scorched Earth party which is all far beating to death the 90% of the world that are too stupid to live. The Beer Party on the other hand is the only party who really promises change. All other parties are the same. They are pro-family and anti-crime. The Beer party is pro-crime and anti-family. However, we don't hold elections as that requires work. I've been a Presidential Candidate for West Denmark for near 9 years now. I don't think the elections will ever really happen though.
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