WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Does anyone else think Kreia and Palpatine would make the cutest couple?......Okay, not that cute but look at the facts: -They manipulate people (Anakin,the Exile, Revan) -They are both so old they look half-dead -They both have a gut-ugly face -They both talk criptic (Excuse my English, I am french (from Quebec if you're wondering) -They both have a hidden identity which wasn't so well hidden. Does anyone agree? ANYONE?! "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassidy Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Well sure I guess, except for the 5000 year difference in ages....... W00T!! Level 2 with this post. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moth Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Agreed, they would make a cute couple. Obsidian did a piss-poor job of concealing Kreia's true identity (her being a Sith Lord). And everyone knew Palapatine was Darth Sidioius, cause the prequals were made before episodes 4-6. I think the devs copied off Sidious for Kreia's character. Now if you'll excuse me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julianw Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Not to mention that they would have the cutest children, too. I wonder which one of them are going to change the kids' diapers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassidy Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Kreia, as it is the woman's place to do such things. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Kreia is Dating Palpy well duh thats reason why the dancer's outfit was always missing it was because.......need i say more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth spock Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Awww. Kreia + Palpy = <3!!! Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassidy Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Kreia + Palpatine = Damned ugly children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediNaava Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Not to mention that black lipstick. That must make Palpatine looke extra nice when she gives him a big kiss on the cheek. Then again, at least his robes are dark so he wont' have to worry about getting black lipstick off of his white collars. =-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Egad another Eddo, Kinda.............. I think that Kreia is a tad bit to old for sidious even if they were born in the same era. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOTORFanactic Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Kriea Plus Palpatine Equals this... Now you know why this should never happen. It's just bad plastic surgery man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 Uh...I was only joking but now that I think about it, they do make a geat couple... even though they're too old to have children... "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted July 6, 2005 Author Share Posted July 6, 2005 why is no one replying anymore? "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 'cos you're just sad? I'll be fair and give you some attention. Happier now? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted July 6, 2005 Author Share Posted July 6, 2005 the point wasn't to get attention. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassidy Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 People stopped replying because this thread, while slightly entertaining, is kinda' lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anakins revenge Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 maybe they can meet on a force dating game where kreia is choosing suitors, think aboot it. kreia: what are you're hobbies number two? number two(sion): i like cutting myself with razor blades, shoving my elders against pillars, and pain! kreia: most interesting.... and number one? number one(nihilus) WHARODNDONDFNDSFONFSD WHOOOSH! kreia: i dont speak alaskan, number three? number three(sidious) i enjoy making monstrous ball shaped machines that shoot lasers, also frying things with lighting and most of all, role playing! kreia: kinky...and you can cook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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