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Echani Poetry

 

 

"I'm Atton. I actually wasn't supposed to make it into the final game, but I was created at the last minute. Blame my agent. I was actually slated for a spin-off to Jedi Knight, but I don't even want to talk about what happened *there.*"

 

 

Samurai Jack: I know it's an odd request, but do you know any Echani poetry?

 

Handmaiden: Personal shields, I love you so... crafting and fighting with you... exhilirates me... You are the MAIN focus of my life... (except for my melee weapons and and my armor)... I love you so.

 

Samurai Jack: That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard. You Echani have some serious problems.

 

Handmaiden: Please do not joke about such things. You speak lightly of serious matters to me.

 

Samurai Jack: Whatever. Look, I'll be going now.

 

Anyway i was just looking and found these easter eggs. the first one was from when you find Atton in the begging with a high charisma score the other is just there.

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"I'm Atton. I actually wasn't supposed to make it into the final game, but I was created at the last minute. Blame my agent. I was actually slated for a spin-off to Jedi Knight, but I don't even want to talk about what happened *there.*"

 

Anyway i was just looking and found these easter eggs. the first one was from when you find Atton in the begging with a high charisma score the other is just there.

 

 

That is not true. I just tried with a consular who started with 18 charisma. He never once said anything like that, just the usual line.

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how many times have you beaten it? my guess is that it's after you beat it a lot of times... But sombody else found it on the Lucasfourms.

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playing as DS and approaching hk-47:

 

hk-47: statement: just when i believe my photoreceptors have recorded the last potential aspect of your cruelty to my memory core, you commit a new atrocity that leaves me analyzing its impact for days.

 

hk-47: you are like a delightful random cruelty generator, master, poisoning all you touch with your presence, you are a testament to all organic meatbags everywhere.

 

exile: i am not here to entertain you, droid.

 

hk-47: flattery: it is not mere entertaiment, master. it is art.

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Oh HK 47, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

 

1) The above line

 

2) The love line

 

3) Mockery: Oh Master, I hate everything you stand for, let's go press our mucas covered lips together in the cargo hold! (reffering to LSM Rev and Bastila)

 

4) Mockery: Master, I do not trust you, I cannot trust you, and will not trust you! (referring to Carth)

 

5) Translation: There is a 98% chance he wants you to help him. 2% chance he wants to be blasted, though perhaps that's wishful thinking on my part. (Kotor 1 but who cares)

 

6) Anytime he refers to Goto as "Fat One"

 

7) Every time he uses the term "meatbag"

 

... the list goes on and on... :rolleyes:

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And atton's line when you find a cloth on when you were female exile

 

Exile-"And looks like there's some clothes here too."

 

Atton-"Dammit! Err I mean good! It was distracting...for the droids, I mean!

 

My personal fave? Lets see...honestley, besides the ones mentioned above, I can't think of a funny KOTOR 2 line! :"> Wait a tick...I got an idea for a new thread! *runs off to WoT forums*

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Seriously, only like, three people can touch my body

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in Kotor one i liked the "actually i'm a hutt in human form, What the heck do you think i am?"

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talk to dark lord not me...

 

"actually im an almost agless entity. why do you ask?"

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Visas-"This place is infested with life.A well placed grenade would cleanse it of the dirty and insignificant souls here."

Exile-"Cleanse away,Visas."

 

 

Atton-"Aw lemme shoot him in the back,no-one'll know it was us."

Handmaiden-"Atton,restrain yourself.Besides,a blaster is unnecessary,when a nerve-strike to the neck would incapacitate him painfully without causing any lasting harm."

Atton-"Point taken"

 

Priceless :geek:

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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

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