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The interweb is a scary, scary place.

"McDonald's taste damn good. I'd rtahe reat their wonderful food then the poisonous junk you server in your house that's for sure.

 

What's funny is I'm not fat. In fact, I'm skinny. Though I am as healthy as cna be. Outside of being very ugly, and the common cold once in the blue moon I simply don't get sick."

 

- Volourn, Slayer of Yrkoon!

 

"I want a Lightsaber named Mr. Zappy" -- Darque

"I'm going to call mine Darque. Then I can turn Darque on anytime I want." -- GhostofAnakin

Much respect to that dude, he is tough. Although i would have thought reaching into the leopard's mouth with the machete would have been a better plan...

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HOLY ****! Tink!

Movie rights on the way. Tom Cruise will play Daniel M'Mburugu, Ben Affleck will play the dropped machete, and the leopard will be played by Elton John - who will use no stunts whatsoever.

Ben Affleck will play the dropped machete

That might be beyond him. :p

 

Aren't leopards an endangered species? Poor guy will probably be prosecuted.

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

Movie rights on the way. Tom Cruise will play Daniel M'Mburugu, Ben Affleck will play the dropped machete, and the leopard will be played by Elton John - who will use no stunts whatsoever.

Directed by Uwe Boll.

produced by michael bay

Even better with the producer of Pearl Harbor among the crew.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Where is kumquatq3 when you need him?!?!?

 

The man said he heard "a voice", didn't he.......

 

 

The quat works in mysterious ways

So was the grandfather in his 40s?

"Your total disregard for the law and human decency both disgusts me and touches my heart. Bless you, sir."

"Soilent Green is people. This guy's just a homeless heroin junkie who got in a internet caf

Derailment began at the beginning.

The universe is change;
your life is what our thoughts make it
- Marcus Aurelius (161)

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