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The return of the Transformers thread

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I tried my first name and it came up 'Masterspray'.

 

 

 

...and his friend the japanese Bukkake champion :D

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Hot Path the Autobot porn star.  :D

Cliffbot, Smokeshift, it is Masterspray and my duty to learn Earth culture to the fullest of our specialized capacity. These were direct orders from Optimus Prime himself. :-"

Have you got those special attachments Optimus ordered from the factory? :-

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Try putting your transformer name in the thing. From my real name i got:

 

Beachstrong... ^_^

Electrowave... :cool:

Camwise... :rolleyes:

Super Spray :devil:

I tried my first name and it came up 'Masterspray'.

 

 

 

...and his friend the japanese Bukkake champion :D

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"Hand over the bukkake, Deceptacreep...or I'll unnecessarily spray you with my White Gush "

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What does Masterspray transform into, I wonder ... a firetruck? o:)

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A petrol bowser?

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Have you got those special attachments Optimus ordered from the factory?  >_<

Masterspray is my special attachment Bitterrunner.

Hot Path the Autobot porn star. :D

 

i got hot path when i entered my surname!

 

first name: war sigma

surname: hot path....

full name: madcon

forum name: wavebomb

when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!

A petrol bowser?

 

Nah. Lacks the gush effect due to the lack of pressure "head". But high on reserves though - if well concieved and merticulously maintained. :-"

I don't really want to be Masterspray anymore... :p

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

I don't think you get to transform at will. (Or Wilma.)

 

At least it's better to be a Masterspray than a Universal Receiver ... :rolleyes:

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The homoeroticism in Transformers is surpassed only by the legendary Commando...

 

 

LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNETT.

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I think the Surge commercials were pretty homoerotic.

Ah seems we are all in fine form this evening/early morning ... I do so hate moving from the roost ...

 

FLoSD.ObE

The universe is change;
your life is what our thoughts make it
- Marcus Aurelius (161)

:dragon:

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