Darth Flatus Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 But thats just silly. i'd like to keep my porn and comix seperate thank you. what it is with convergence nowadays - tv and pc in one (media centre), ipod and phone in one, phone and camera in one, games and phone in one. whats next? a wallet thats also a toaster? Sorry for the rant. Anyway i havent found a comic that has a lead female character and is good. ..and please, Lady Death does not have implants. Not that the comics give an answer, one page shes mortal struggling as a slave in hell, the other shes got huge boobs, pale skin and very very tall hair. They certainly don't look natural - they must have some kind of augmentation magic or otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 "Anyway i havent found a comic that has a lead female character and is good" Come to think of it; neither have I. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 "Anyway i havent found a comic that has a lead female character and is good" Come to think of it; neither have I. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Scrapped Princess and Ghost in the Shell come to mind... This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Discounting manga, of course. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 They certainly don't look natural - they must have some kind of augmentation magic or otherwise. Well, those are obviously the result of some kind of satanic ritual. And perhaps you should patent that wallet-toaster idea of yours... - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 The Medieval series its pretty clearcut, she dies and gets resurrected with a very noticeable alteration to her skin hue and chestal circumference. Pretty logical, all in all.... except that shes somehow suddenly wearing this really nifty outfit. In the classic series, she just gradually transforms for no reason at all. THIS LACK OF CONSISTENCY WILL NOT STAND! DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Baley, we got it already. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger the Sith Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Forego, gratification, excruciating, comes, cleave... -- That comic is really childish. Is the rest of the text so captivating as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 Strangely, the later 2001+ Lady D comis feature definite A-list writers like John Ostrander But I was gawking round the internet for the new "Lady Death - Leather & lace" special when I caught a glimpse of the guy who created the comic... GAH! ..must clear brain of image of horror.. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger the Sith Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 Now I've seen him too! Thanks! Maybe the good writers are trying too hard (for whatever reason) to stay in character. How many writers work on a single book and who does the layout? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 29, 2005 Author Share Posted April 29, 2005 You mean you also went looking for the Lady Death "Leather & Lace" special? " (Its totally sweet and awesome, btw :D) One writer, one penciller, one inker, several colorists and for LD the penciller actually does the layout himself manually(everything is drawn in place on the page, not separately and added together later in a layout program like you normally do) DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger the Sith Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 *bump* I just thought of sumtin: If they removed the text, there would be more room for artwork. And the story would make about as much sense, especially since her mouth is never open in a form for articulate speech anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 30, 2005 Author Share Posted April 30, 2005 I find your lack of faith in the litterary qualities of this fine comic disturbing. "Ask not what the purpouse of this image is" DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Less words Kaftan, more softcore smut comics! <edit> How'd Chit from Witchblade get in that last one?!! </edit> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 30, 2005 Author Share Posted April 30, 2005 "She is there because, as all knowledgeable comic book readers already know, she has featured in numerous crossover with both Vampirella and Lady death such as "brooklyn bounce"(no pun intended towards the gravitational behaviour of certain parts iof the female anatomy) and "medieval witchblade featuring Lady Death" DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Kaftan... ...Hey Kaftan... ...more pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted May 1, 2005 Author Share Posted May 1, 2005 Looked through a back issue today and found the part where Lady D tries out her new pants and sports bra that lasted her only 4 issues before being discarded for the usual textile minimalism. (and yes, this is from her New York days as no-longer-undead) This sudden plethora of clothing upon her usually so scantily covered body is as mystifying as it was shortlived. (Note the blatant disregard for rule 8.3 & 9 "No outright buttocks shots" " The page before also featured a stunning dual-crotch shot panel) DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 What the hell is the redhead talking about! look at her outfit!! she can talk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted May 1, 2005 Author Share Posted May 1, 2005 Ah she's a Vampire, they're all dubious hypocrites. It was probably her that lured Lady D into this new outfit because she was envious of D's enourmous... talents DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 There are worse comics out there... i forget the name but there was one with a superhero team and the females of the team were fighting some well endowed male baddie and he was ripping off their clothes while fighting and also trying to get in a quickie at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger the Sith Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Vampire's top looks painful! It must be choking that poor woman to death, constantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 But she's dead already, duh! kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 benefit of being dead: wear impossibly slutty clothes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 Wear impossibly scanty clothes and talk like a blonde without being blonde. Wicked. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted May 2, 2005 Author Share Posted May 2, 2005 So, is there anyone else but me who has actually read this comic? DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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