draakh_kimera Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Probably. The only comics I've read in the past 5 years have been Kalle Anka, Bamse, and Y:The Last Man, maybe some more, and not very often either.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger the Sith Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 *bump* I just thought of sumtin else: Why are they dead, Kaftan? What's so appealing about a dead woman (besides the fact that she won't struggle). But she's dead already, duh! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thereupon constantly. Duh in mail and en route back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 they are undead. and the appeal comes from the fact they are hot. Every man may have his own tastes but the look of lady death and co. will appeal to the broadest base possible. Show me a man who doesnt like big boobs and i will show you a gay man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger the Sith Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Gay men may sometimes like big busts too, I think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 manboobs. ...and Lady D isnt really undead in the usual, eat the flesh of the living, kind of way. She just somehow turned somewhat pale between pages 11-14 :D DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger the Sith Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Undead, Flatus? I'm not familiar with this medicinal condition. " What do you think guys, is her bust cold and stiff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 What do you think guys, is her bust cold and stiff? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Probably stiff, though that maybe due to her silicon sandbags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger the Sith Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 How about her... other assets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 dry most likely it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 manboobs. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :ph34r: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Laugh all you want, but can you suck your own nipple? I didn't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Now I shall try to remember where I stole that from. I think it might have been The Daily Show. <edit> Nope, it just occured to me, it was Something Awful, one of their Awful Forum postings. </edit> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger the Sith Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 What is the probability that a picture of a scantily dressed lady would lead to a discussion about gays, manboobs, and the symbolic representation of an elongated frontal cloth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted May 5, 2005 Author Share Posted May 5, 2005 I must have missed the part of the elongated frontal cloth... what was that about? Still no success at aquiring it, Baley? DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted May 5, 2005 Author Share Posted May 5, 2005 How about that internet store I showed you? :ph34r: DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Well i dont know her height but i am pretty sure her chest is apt and as for her expression , well if the model puts on a screw face then i am sure she will be suitable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaramirK Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 This comic is one of the worst I've ever seen. Somepeople need to be shot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted May 7, 2005 Author Share Posted May 7, 2005 So any sugestion for the actress :D ? Medieval Lady Death would be easier to cast, you could just take any garden variety actress, bleach her hair and give her contacts. Normal acting ability would suffice. Now the classic Lady D is much harder, not only do you need to find a 6'4 amazon with boobs the size of mount everest to prance around dressed in the amount of cloth itd take to sew a single glove, but you actually need someone who can be convincing at the same time. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted May 7, 2005 Author Share Posted May 7, 2005 They did make a cartoon based on classic lady d just last year, I havent seen it but every review Ive read said it sucks. ..but its cool cause in the cartoon canon she's swedish :D classic Lady D was norweigan and medieval D is a russkie DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakron Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 They did make a cartoon based on classic lady d just last year, I havent seen it but every review Ive read said it sucks. ... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Perhaps because its close to the source material? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted May 7, 2005 Author Share Posted May 7, 2005 You never know about MLD because although it clearly states that it takes place around Novgorod(which is way east of Moscow, fyi) the writers seem to think thats in Europe. I would say this is because the writers are A) americans who know nothing of geography B) morons. Of course, a large portion also takes place in the magical mystery land of the Dark Elves CLD is just a mess... but some of it is in NY DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Launch Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Hey, I know this is slightly out of context now, but Baley asked me who I thought would be able to play the charming Lady Death and since staring at her pics I've decided that Monica Belucci would be a good candidate. Granted she's not tall enough, but she has got a hot body like hers and she's brave enough to do trashy *ahem* I mean cool stuff like a Lady Death movie. Anyways, I'm going to let you fanboys continue your lusting now, Launch [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted May 7, 2005 Author Share Posted May 7, 2005 And Im still the only one in here who has actually read the comic. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 ...and used that "kiss" emoticon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted May 7, 2005 Author Share Posted May 7, 2005 It's mine... my own.. my DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted May 8, 2005 Author Share Posted May 8, 2005 Monica Belucci Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai a sucare cazzi su un aereo!!! :D DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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