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What KOTOR merchandise would you buy?  

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  1. 1. What KOTOR merchandise would you buy?

    • T-Shirt with box cover art (either game)
      9
    • A hat with a Sith Lord's headshot on it
      0
    • Plushies!
      6
    • Yellow dougle-lightsaber keychain
      4
    • Bastila Shan blow-up doll (for lonely men/lesbians)
      22
    • Atton Rand blow-up doll (for lonely women/gays)
      3
    • Darth Sion blow-up doll (for lonely weirdos)
      2
    • Talking Kreia doll
      6
    • Zaalbar/Hanharr bathmats
      6
    • KOTOR themed press-on tattoos
      0


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Personally the only thing I'd really be interested in would be a poster--of Revan, with Exile in shadows in the background.  But of course that would depend on too many factors, I suppose:  gender, what you thought they looked like, etc.  Masked figures might be too generic.

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Yes it is a pity, its would have been great to have our revan and exiles personalized .

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I'd love a nice'n soft wookie fur mat.

Washed first, I hope ... (remember Zalbar and Mission in K1 :(:(:( )

 

Of course. I meant a clean fluffy fur mat, smelling of Kashyyk pine-trees preferably. I'm such a fan of Kashyyk nature and its natural inhabitants are so adorable as..well..as fur mats. :D

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None of the ones on the list, but a set of Pazaak-cards.^^

Just use a deck of normal playing cards. (They were originally used for fortune telling, not aumsements.)

OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS

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OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT

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I'd love a nice'n soft wookie fur mat.

Washed first, I hope ... (remember Zalbar and Mission in K1 :thumbsup::):p )

 

Of course. I meant a clean fluffy fur mat, smelling of Kashyyk pine-trees preferably. I'm such a fan of Kashyyk nature and its natural inhabitants are so adorable as..well..as fur mats. :D

 

 

not exactly waiting for time magazine to name you person of the year,are you? :lol:"

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Definately action figures, with two of three catch phrases.

 

Bastila:

 

" Oh my, I'm the Jedi, bla di bla bla, My battle meditation made Revan fall, all important."

 

" Have I mentioned MY battlemeditation made sure Revan's flagship could be boarded."

 

The last phrase would have the dolly light up red for a moment.

 

"You must follow the path of lightside, like me, blah blah, did you notice MY battlemeditation..."

 

 

And my next idea is a Juhani alarmclock. Every morning you would be awaken by a loud:

"For the republic"

 

or

 

"I will be your doom."

 

You must admit, it would wake you up, like in instantly.

And the neatest thing to it is. You can actually beat the clock into silence, more commonly referred to as "snooze"

 

Don't mind me, I'm full of it today.

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Definately action figures, with two of three catch phrases.

 

 

 

And my next idea is a Juhani alarmclock. Every morning you would be awaken by a loud:

"For the republic"

 

or

 

"Get up,or I VILL BE YOUR DOOM!"

 

You must admit, it would wake you up, like in instantly.

And the neatest thing to it is. You can actually beat the clock into silence, more commonly referred to as "snooze"

 

Don't mind me, I'm full of it today.

 

 

fixed. :devil:

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Ah, thank you very much for the correction. For a moment I actually thought of writing it like that, but then I was just too lazy to type it again.

 

I'm usually not lazy, but heck, today I am.

 

 

And another wacky merchandising idea.

 

Uncle Carth's guide throughout your troubled teens.

 

The first page would start with:

 

"Hi, my name is Carth Onasi, but you can call me uncle Carth.

There are moments in your life when you feel like everyone is conspiring against you....

 

WITH REASON!"

 

And then a whole bunch of tips how to feed their own paranoia and such...

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Carth's guide to looking like an angst ridden teen:

 

Ok kids,rule number one is,only reveal bits and pieces of your past and make some up if it's boring,and if they ask about the pieces,tell them that you just can't and that you cannot trust anyone,now this will either get your parents to pay more attention to you,blow you off entirely,or send you to a mental institution,we're shooting for the first one,but you usually get 2 and 3.

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