Hi Obsidian,

 

I'd like my patch now.

 

kthanx.

(w00t)

OBSIDIAN:Sure here's your invisible,useless patch.Could have actually worked if you waited a little longer

OBSIDIAN : (This guy actually thinks the patch will fix all known bugs and add some content and a decent end to the story... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, oh man, he's killing us, that must be the joke of the year!!! Phew... that was quite a laugh). Yes, Sir, right away, as soon as LA publishes it.

 

LA : -all too familiar scratching sound- Patch?? ooooooh yeeeeeees. Patch... Right... Um... See, we are getting ready for EP3 and we are using all resources for that purpose, but we promise you, the loyal fans, that the patch will be out "SOON". Yes yes... Phew... He's gone.............. Ok... Mmm?? Patch? What patch?? Someone is supposed to FIX that??? Yeah yeah, that was a nice one... hehe...

PETA called, they asked to stop beating the dead horse. kthanx

You: Patch please.

 

Mandalore: Here you go.

Meh. It's time for Jade Empire.

Yes, Virginia, the dead horse is truly beaten down now.

 

I give this thread a whole day before some mod locks it. Not that I blame the mod or Obsidian.

 

Threads like this are why our good buddy Feargus nearly closed the forums on us.

 

:ph34r:

Threads like this are why our good buddy Feargus nearly closed the forums on us.

No they're not.

Ah, the patch. I've stopped worrying about it, and have been playing WoW. I still do check back every now and then to see if the patch has been released, though.