The horrors of cable

[Kaftan Barlast]

I figured out how to switch sound channels on my decoder so I could watch Cartoon Network in english and as I was flipping through the channels waiting for Clone Wars to come on, I stumbled upon one-of-those-channels that show you-know-what.

 

A female was practising fellatio upon a member of the opposite sex, which is fine, the horror laid in the sound. I now know why the its always so muffled and low in pornfilms. But now the sound was on full and crystal clear as though I could her it inside my head.

 

 

I will never forget the slurping, the gurgling and the smacking.

 

 

 

...the horror ...the horror

[6 Foot Invisible Rabbit]

You just flipped the channel and got that? Normally that sort of thing is PPV.

[WITHTEETH]

I figured out how to switch sound channels on my decoder so I could watch Cartoon Network in english and as I was flipping through the channels waiting for Clone Wars to come on, I stumbled upon one-of-those-channels that show you-know-what.

 

A female was practising fellatio upon a member of the opposite sex, which is fine, the horror laid in the sound. I now know why the its always so muffled and low in pornfilms. But now the sound was on full and crystal clear as though I could her it inside my head.

 

 

I will never forget the slurping, the gurgling and the smacking.

 

 

 

...the horror  ...the horror

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HoTT <---- notice the 2 T's

[Darth Barth]

Uh, am I missing something here? The horror? Did she have her dentures out or something? I don't get it.

[Ludozee]

Geez, finally some free pron on TV and still complaining...

[Kaftan Barlast]

You just flipped the channel and got that?  Normally that sort of thing is PPV. 

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Not in Sweden :D ..if you watch at midnight there's atleast 5 channels with nothing but good ol hardcore pornography.

 

 

 

 

As to the horror: The sound was... Imagine if you put a hypersensitive microphone inside the mouth of an 80yearold eating vanilla pudding and then played it back at 110 decibel.

[Darth Barth]

You just flipped the channel and got that?  Normally that sort of thing is PPV. 

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Not in Sweden :D ..if you watch at midnight there's atleast 5 channels with nothing but good ol hardcore pornography.

 

 

 

 

As to the horror: The sound was... Imagine if you put a hypersensitive microphone inside the mouth of an 80yearold eating vanilla pudding and then played it back at 110 decibel.

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You should record that to CD and play it in your car. Thats the kind of thing I play when I cruise the Strip.

[ShadowPaladin V1.0]

I never recovered from seeing one of my mates girlfriends on an amatuer show. I would have paid him the

[WITHTEETH]

You should record that to CD and play it in your car.  Thats the kind of thing I play when I cruise the Strip.

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What a cool guy. <_<

[LoneWolf16]

You just flipped the channel and got that?  Normally that sort of thing is PPV. 

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Not in Sweden :D ..if you watch at midnight there's atleast 5 channels with nothing but good ol hardcore pornography.

 

 

 

 

As to the horror: The sound was... Imagine if you put a hypersensitive microphone inside the mouth of an 80yearold eating vanilla pudding and then played it back at 110 decibel.

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Hmmm...Sweden you say?

 

I think a vacation might be in order.

[Kaftan Barlast]

I never recovered from seeing one of my mates girlfriends on an amatuer show. I would have paid him the

[Ludozee]

Hmmm...Sweden you say?

 

I think a vacation might be in order. 

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You might as well come to Amsterdam, we have the real thing overthere =)

[WITHTEETH]

Hmmm...Sweden you say?

 

I think a vacation might be in order. 

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You might as well come to Amsterdam, we have the real thing overthere =)

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Ah Prostitution. The oldest profesion in the world.

[Darth Flatus]

This thread should be renamed - The Wonders of Cable

[LoneWolf16]

Hmmm...Sweden you say?

 

I think a vacation might be in order. 

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You might as well come to Amsterdam, we have the real thing overthere =)

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Ah Prostitution. The oldest profesion in the world.

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Hmmmmmmmm....Perhaps 2 vacations, yes, 2 very, very, very long vacations.

[jaguars4ever]

I figured out how to switch sound channels on my decoder so I could watch Cartoon Network in english and as I was flipping through the channels waiting for Clone Wars to come on, I stumbled upon one-of-those-channels that show you-know-what.

 

A female was practising fellatio upon a member of the opposite sex, which is fine, the horror laid in the sound. I now know why the its always so muffled and low in pornfilms. But now the sound was on full and crystal clear as though I could her it inside my head.

 

 

I will never forget the slurping, the gurgling and the smacking.

 

 

 

...the horror  ...the horror

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Hmmm...Sweden you say?

 

I think a vacation might be in order. 

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You might as well come to Amsterdam, we have the real thing overthere =)

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Ah Prostitution. The oldest profesion in the world.

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[Kaftan Barlast]

I just remebered another smutty anecdote from my hometown.

 

 

A friend of mine pulled a Trainspotting on another friend of mine and nicked one of his secret tapes of him and his girlfriend. Only, he made an MPEG of it and spread it on the internet. Instant lawsuit + a bit of bad blood.

[ShadowPaladin V1.0]

What kind of show costs

[ShadowPaladin V1.0]

Hmmmmmmmm....Perhaps 2 vacations, yes, 2 very, very, very long vacations. 

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Darth is planning on Australia where statistically women are more likely to put out on the first date.

[6 Foot Invisible Rabbit]

The only thing worse was when we were invited over for "drinks and nibbles" and to see our friends new baby. Then be subjected to the video of it's birth. Thats definately on my list of things I really never want to see. At least they didnt show us the conception.

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[WITHTEETH]

The only thing worse was when we were invited over for "drinks and nibbles" and to see our friends new baby. Then be subjected to the video of it's birth. Thats definately on my list of things I really never want to see. At least they didnt show us the conception.

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BARF!

[Kaftan Barlast]

I got a mild one of those, I was forced to flip through a whole pile of pictures while the mother sat next to me expecting comments.

 

 

"Oh, so that's what your vagina looks like stretched out to the diameter of a bowling ball?"

[Ludozee]

Hmmmmmmmm....Perhaps 2 vacations, yes, 2 very, very, very long vacations. 

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Darth is planning on Australia where statistically women are more likely to put out on the first date.

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In Holland, you dont need a date, 50 euros will do.

Saves you the time of having a 2 hour dinner (of which you will end up paying the 50 euro bill anyway), and guaranteed action for your money =)

[ShadowPaladin V1.0]

In Holland, you dont need a date, 50 euros will do.

Saves you the time of having a 2 hour dinner (of which you will end up paying the 50 euro bill anyway), and guaranteed action for your money =)

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Thats something I've never done. Not likely I will now I guess. Oh well maybe next incarnation

[WITHTEETH]

In Holland, you dont need a date, 50 euros will do.

Saves you the time of having a 2 hour dinner (of which you will end up paying the 50 euro bill anyway), and guaranteed action for your money =)

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They LITERALLY have windowshopping there