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If Topaz Quasar...

Lord Tarondor
in Star Wars: General Discussion

If Topaz was apart of the Star Wars Universe and was condemned to death, which method would be appropriate? 39 members have voted

  1. 1. If Topaz was apart of the Star Wars Universe and was condemned to death, which method would be appropriate?

    • Firing Squad of ten Clone Troopers who like rapid-fire mode.
      1
    • You know that thing Kreia does to the (LS)Masters? That one.
      1
    • Extra Strength Gizka Poison.
      3
    • Force Lightning, Emperor Palpatine style.
      2
    • Force Choke, Darth Vader style.
      6
    • Generator, Emperor Palpatine style.
      1
    • Lightsaber swipe, Mace Windu versus Jango Fett style.
      2
    • Lightsaber stab, Darth Maul versus Qui-Gon Jinn style.
      0
    • Digestion over a thousand years, Sarlacc style.
      22
    • Other, specify.
      1

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Since we're doing fun polls, I decided to do one.

looks like topaz received his reward for all poll related hard work. :p

HERMOCRATES:

Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks

of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned.

 

SOCRATES:

This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.

  • Author

Twas hard to choose between the Kreia Method and the Sarlacc, really...

 

BTW, this is just a silly poll poking a little fun at Topaz -- I don't really intend (too much) harm towards him.

He should be murdered for stealing my name :D

I actually like his polls. Unlike many others, they're not boring and can be well thought out...on occassion.

 

But he still needs to be fed to the mighty Sarlacc.

"Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin.

"P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle

any of those methods are cool

Force lightning.

 

You may look upon his face, but bring me his mask. Then I shall be...

 

Darth Pollius.

 

All life exists to feed my polls.

"An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)

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No one likes how Darth Maul did it? :lol:

If Topaz was part of the Star Wars universe, he'll be some seedy Twi'lek pimp. :lol:

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Digestion and don't worry about the Sarlacc. Il'll give him extra strenth Maloxx to help out.

like the Vogon captain said ..

 

counterpoint the surrealism with the outerlying metaphor .. phew .. Death's too good for 'em! (and then him in this case)

Fortune favors the bald.

Gizka will rule the galaxy, with Mission Vao as their Matronarch Queen. They will infiltrate the republic under the disguise as misplaced shipments on Tatooine, and slowly manipulate the greatest heroes/villans of the era with their insanely macho death cries (how can a gizka roar like a rancor when strangled???). It makes you wonder... Was Malak REALLY acting on his own will, or was Mission giving orders to her Gizka throughout the galaxy while Revan ditched her on his/her ship to spend time with Bastila/Carth....?

 

:ph34r:

Geekified Star Wars Geek

 

Heart of the Force, Arm of the Force

 

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes!"

-Obi-wan to Anakin (NOT advocating Grey-Jedidom)

 

"The Force doesn't control people, Kreia controls people."

Gungans are behind all that. They mindtricked uncle George to screw up prequels.

HERMOCRATES:

Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks

of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned.

 

SOCRATES:

This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.

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