Lord Satasn Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 I'd just kill everyone and rule <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And what would you be ruling? Nothing? It certainly appears that would be the case if you killed everyone. You my friend, are a level 1 padawan who will most likely never see the rank of Jedi Knight, because you day dream all day of ruling an empty galaxy. The Jedi Masters don't even fear you falling to the Darkside, because you'd lack the potential to be any kind of threat
Baley Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 I'll kill you too,for I am the heart of Schwartz I pwn all Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha True Evil right here baby!
DeathScepter Posted April 12, 2005 Author Posted April 12, 2005 you know that I am the Most powerful one here
Darth Coran Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 besides me. (w00t) no whammy no whammy no whammy...stop! c'mon,daddy wants to be a Weaponsmaster.
Baley Posted April 12, 2005 Posted April 12, 2005 I have the power of the shwartz,your punny force is nothing compered with it Prepare to be pwned
Odinson Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 What the hell is going on here ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, a good natured thread has gone haywire, for the last seven pages or so. Baley has joined the madness. Will you? :ph34r: Spooky. You are a FBI agent investigating "X-Files", which are cases of a paranormal nature. Your real name is Fox Mulder. You are still searching for your missing sister, whom was abducted by aliens beings, while you stood there and watched.
Rosbjerg Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 and you, my lady, is ugly .. But I will be sober in the morning! Fortune favors the bald.
Spooky Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 What the hell is going on here ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, a good natured thread has gone haywire, for the last seven pages or so. Baley has joined the madness. Will you? :ph34r: Spooky. You are a FBI agent investigating "X-Files", which are cases of a paranormal nature. Your real name is Fox Mulder. You are still searching for your missing sister, whom was abducted by aliens beings, while you stood there and watched. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Man, I was aware of some of the highlights of the show, but nothing so detailed as what you describe, so I guess you're a geek, but then again who on these boards isn't Oh btw, the guy who smoked 12 packs of cigarettes a day, did he buy the farm at some point ? 12 packs a day...you just can't do that, apparently the guy in the suit from Half-life is supposed to be based on that guy, but I don't think they really got the spirit of the character. Funny how it was half-life who bought the farm the minute Kotor2 came out, I haven't even looked at my copy of Half-Life 2 since Kotor2 came out, crazy, huh.
Lord Satasn Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 What the hell is going on here ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, a good natured thread has gone haywire, for the last seven pages or so. Baley has joined the madness. Will you? :ph34r: Spooky. You are a FBI agent investigating "X-Files", which are cases of a paranormal nature. Your real name is Fox Mulder. You are still searching for your missing sister, whom was abducted by aliens beings, while you stood there and watched. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> haha classic man, I've got to give u props, because Mulders nic name was spooky and...half the ppl here probably didnt even get that... Odinson, you are the Sith Apprentice and right hand of Lord Satasn, worthy of praise and former historian of the Jedi library on Coruscant...you have knowledge of much... DeathScepter...I think we will all agree here that you have the most ambition....but your power is inferior compared to the Power of Lord Satasn!
metadigital Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 and you, my lady, is ugly .. But I will be sober in the morning! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Winston Churchill ... wait ... Jedi Sentinel / Watchman, seeking out evil and fighting the Germans because they invaded neutral Belgium ... and then invaded neutral democratic Norway (England is the only democracy to invade another, in history) ... Edit: clarified statement and showing off with some added historical trivia OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Odinson Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 What the hell is going on here ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, a good natured thread has gone haywire, for the last seven pages or so. Baley has joined the madness. Will you? :ph34r: Spooky. You are a FBI agent investigating "X-Files", which are cases of a paranormal nature. Your real name is Fox Mulder. You are still searching for your missing sister, whom was abducted by aliens beings, while you stood there and watched. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Man, I was aware of some of the highlights of the show, but nothing so detailed as what you describe, so I guess you're a geek, but then again who on these boards isn't Oh btw, the guy who smoked 12 packs of cigarettes a day, did he buy the farm at some point ? 12 packs a day...you just can't do that, apparently the guy in the suit from Half-life is supposed to be based on that guy, but I don't think they really got the spirit of the character. Funny how it was half-life who bought the farm the minute Kotor2 came out, I haven't even looked at my copy of Half-Life 2 since Kotor2 came out, crazy, huh. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He died a few times. Once he was in a wheelchair dying from cancer, too many cigarettes, and his "assistants tossed him off a staircase. But I do believe he finally died in the last episode. A missile from a helicopter blew him up, while he was in a chair, smoking a cigarette from a hole in his neck. Geekish, aren't I? Darth Coran: A Sith apprentice during Korriban's last days. Has yet to gain attention from his Sith Masters, Lord Satasn & DeathScepter, though when he does, he will regret it.
Odinson Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 and you, my lady, is ugly .. But I will be sober in the morning! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Winston Churchill ... wait ... Jedi Sentinel / Watchman, seeking out evil and fighting the Germans because they invaded neutral Belgium ... and then invaded neutral Norway ... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> metadigital: You are the first Cannok to gain sentience. You can write, type, speak, and cuss like a Mandalorian merchant. Your creed is "Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer." In effect, you have resigned to the post of Lord Satasn's loyal pet, as you covertly observe his plans against DeathScepter. But unbeknowest to either, you plan to betray them both and ascend to the post of Sith-Cannok Lord. May you have mercy on the galaxy. Odinson? You are a Geek God!
metadigital Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 and you, my lady, is ugly .. But I will be sober in the morning! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Winston Churchill ... wait ... Jedi Sentinel / Watchman, seeking out evil and fighting the Germans because they invaded neutral Belgium ... and then invaded neutral Norway ... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> metadigital: You are the first Cannok to gain sentience. You can write, type, speak, and cuss like a Mandalorian merchant. Your creed is "Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer." In effect, you have resigned to the post of Lord Satasn's loyal pet, as you covertly observe his plans against DeathScepter. But unbeknowest to either, you plan to betray them both and ascend to the post of Sith-Cannok Lord. May you have mercy on the galaxy. Odinson? You are a Geek God! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Odinson ... has a crush on concetrated orange juice (see what I did there) because he once had a cameo in a cage at the end of Trading Places. Darth Coran's mother wanted him to be a doctor, so he became a dentist because he has a talent for causing pain (and you might as well turn your hobby into a career). Lord Satasn wanted to graduate from the Traya Academy but crashed his father's speeder whilst high on Juma, and had to take an unskilled job to cover the uninsured accident. Subsequently became a rogue scoundrel, then a mature-age Sith Marauder. Voted Most Likely to Destroy the Galaxy. OBSCVRVM PER OBSCVRIVS ET IGNOTVM PER IGNOTIVS OPVS ARTIFICEM PROBAT
Lord Satasn Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 Haha I love it! Metadigital... A long thought-to-be dead Sith Lord of ancient times, who has been kept alive in stasis on Dantoine and 100,000 years after he entered his chamber he was released....Dantoine was a changed place indeed, now called earth, he used his skills he gained from experience as a Jedi Historian before his fall, and put it to use by becoming involved in debates about the history of this "Earth's" traditions and religion and of a power, long since forgotten, called the Force
The man in the iron mask Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 Lord Satasn Quite obviously a Sith Lord. Live forever or die trying.
Darth Coran Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 Ok,let me rephrase this"And Nobody as of yet has given me a serious,game-official,rank." I shouldn't have to do these things,and because of my having to retype,you shall be without children...forever*aims throwing stars carefully* :ph34r:
Odinson Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 Ok,let me rephrase this"And Nobody as of yet has given me a serious,game-official,rank." I shouldn't have to do these things,and because of my having to retype,you shall be without children...forever*aims throwing stars carefully* :ph34r: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Level 15 Scoundrel/Level 15 Sith Maruader. You start out as a rogue, a scoundrel, trying to sneak your way into out hearts. However, when we failed to please you, you turned into an animal, and you have two lightsabers blazing, waiting for the next smart comment, to strike a blow with your sabers of death.
Odinson Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 Odinson ... has a crush on concetrated orange juice (see what I did there) because he once had a cameo in a cage at the end of Trading Places. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Metadigital....most definitely a Level 15 Jedi Sentinel/25 Sith Assassin. You watched and waited, then from nowhere you struck. And you have humbled me. You are seen only when you so wish it. Lord Satasn. Sith book writer. He wrote the original 2,000 book volume of Lord of the Sith-Ring: Fellowship of the Sith
Lord Satasn Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 QUOTE(Darth Coran @ Apr 12 2005, 07:28 PM) Ok,let me rephrase this"And Nobody as of yet has given me a serious,game-official,rank." I shouldn't have to do these things,and because of my having to retype,you shall be without children...forever*aims throwing stars carefully* And now the fool has gained my attention! You want a serious game official rank? You are a level 2 soldier/level 10 Sith Assassin.... You were an apprentice under DeathScepter, an infamous Sith Mauradur during the times of the Jedi Civil War. DeathScepter was a close friend of and Trained by Darth Revan, and when Revan was thought to be dead, and betrayed by Malak DeathScepter took the role of Darth Revan in memory of his friend. Malak always despised the New Revan as did Revan (scepter) despise Malak. While you were under apprenticeship of DeathScepter, he was tragically killed on the Star Forge by the Redeemed Revan, neither of them knew they were fighting eachother, and friend was slain by friend. This newly redeemed Revan turned back to the Darkside and became the Dark Lord of the Sith. and Re-invented the Sith Empire...for a time. You, Darth Coran took on a new Sith Master...Revan's new right hand man Lord Satasn. Lord Satasn was a famous Jedi Consular in the Sith War against Exar Kun, and people even rivaled him to be the one to defeat Kun, but as fate would have it, Satasn was destined to be at another location when Kun was defeated. During the Kun War Satasn's padawan left the order for the Darkside and Satasn blamed himself for this. Satasn, after years filled with anger and resentment of the loss of his apprentice, and the stagnant ways of the Jedi, went off with Revan to confront the mandelorians...Master Satasn was the oldest Jedi to go fight in the Mandelorian Wars, and was looked up to by all, he shared much information with Revan in the ways of battle, which lead to Revans' extreme sense of military tactic. Satasn, tho wise for his years, was corrupted by the Darkside of the force during the wars and became a Powerful Sith Lord. Revan was to be Satasn's apprentice but then Satasn disapeared and Revan took on the role as Dark Lord. Years later during the Jedi Civil war Satasn resurfaced, without giving reason to his absense...many wondered if he had been living a double life. He rejoined the Sith (and now at current times) took on the apprentice named Darth Coran. Coran had much to learn in the ways of the force, and the darkside. He had learned little from his former master, Deathscepter, because he did not care to learn the ways of the mauradur but wanted to be a Sith Assassin. Darth Coran learned much under the apprenticeship of Lord Satasn, in the ways of stealth and power, but never understood the nature of the force or the darkside and therefore never tapped into it's true power. Darth Coran attempted to confront and usurp his master, to become Lord of the Sith....it was this time on Korriban where the two fought, in the tomb of Naga Sadow...Coran attempted to strike Satasn down with his lightsaber, but Satasn parried the attack and knocked the lightsaber out of Coran's hands. Within seconds of the fights start, it was finished when Lord Satasn cast a bolt of lightning at Coran who had no idea how to counter it, and caught it with his "shocked" face... After Weakening Coran with the Lightning attack, Lord Satasn put away his lightsaber and took out his Sith Short Sword and cut the wrist of Darth Coran, leaving him to bleed to death in the tomb of naga Sadow
Darth Coran Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 QUOTE(Darth Coran @ Apr 12 2005, 07:28 PM)Ok,let me rephrase this"And Nobody as of yet has given me a serious,game-official,rank." I shouldn't have to do these things,and because of my having to retype,you shall be without children...forever*aims throwing stars carefully* And now the fool has gained my attention! You want a serious game official rank? You are a level 2 soldier/level 10 Sith Assassin.... You were an apprentice under DeathScepter, an infamous Sith Mauradur during the times of the Jedi Civil War. DeathScepter was a close friend of and Trained by Darth Revan, and when Revan was thought to be dead, and betrayed by Malak DeathScepter took the role of Darth Revan in memory of his friend. Malak always despised the New Revan as did Revan (scepter) despise Malak. While you were under apprenticeship of DeathScepter, he was tragically killed on the Star Forge by the Redeemed Revan, neither of them knew they were fighting eachother, and friend was slain by friend. This newly redeemed Revan turned back to the Darkside and became the Dark Lord of the Sith. and Re-invented the Sith Empire...for a time. You, Darth Coran took on a new Sith Master...Revan's new right hand man Lord Satasn. Lord Satasn was a famous Jedi Consular in the Sith War against Exar Kun, and people even rivaled him to be the one to defeat Kun, but as fate would have it, Satasn was destined to be at another location when Kun was defeated. During the Kun War Satasn's padawan left the order for the Darkside and Satasn blamed himself for this. Satasn, after years filled with anger and resentment of the loss of his apprentice, and the stagnant ways of the Jedi, went off with Revan to confront the mandelorians...Master Satasn was the oldest Jedi to go fight in the Mandelorian Wars, and was looked up to by all, he shared much information with Revan in the ways of battle, which lead to Revans' extreme sense of military tactic. Satasn, tho wise for his years, was corrupted by the Darkside of the force during the wars and became a Powerful Sith Lord. Revan was to be Satasn's apprentice but then Satasn disapeared and Revan took on the role as Dark Lord. Years later during the Jedi Civil war Satasn resurfaced, without giving reason to his absense...many wondered if he had been living a double life. He rejoined the Sith (and now at current times) took on the apprentice named Darth Coran. Coran had much to learn in the ways of the force, and the darkside. He had learned little from his former master, Deathscepter, because he did not care to learn the ways of the mauradur but wanted to be a Sith Assassin. Darth Coran learned much under the apprenticeship of Lord Satasn, in the ways of stealth and power, but never understood the nature of the force or the darkside and therefore never tapped into it's true power. Darth Coran attempted to confront and usurp his master, to become Lord of the Sith....it was this time on Korriban where the two fought, in the tomb of Naga Sadow...Coran attempted to strike Satasn down with his lightsaber, but Satasn parried the attack and knocked the lightsaber out of Coran's hands. Within seconds of the fights start, it was finished when Lord Satasn cast a bolt of lightning at Coran who had no idea how to counter it, and caught it with his "shocked" face... After Weakening Coran with the Lightning attack, Lord Satasn put away his lightsaber and took out his Sith Short Sword and cut the wrist of Darth Coran, leaving him to bleed to death in the tomb of naga Sadow <{POST_SNAPBACK}> gee that doesn't sound anything like some evil emperor I know. besides,hand wounds aren't mortal,If some 90-something old hag can take a wrist I can take atleast 3 limbs.
Odinson Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 and you, my lady, is ugly .. But I will be sober in the morning! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Rosbjerg? Is this your avatar?
Baley Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 Odinson,the first jedi wookie,close friend of Revan (some say too close) Turned to the dark side by Revan's might Murderer of children, animals and net geeks Killed by Lord Baleyus and his mighty manly shwartz The shwartz pwns all
Rosbjerg Posted April 13, 2005 Posted April 13, 2005 Rosbjerg? Is this your avatar? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hahahah .. no .. it's me! :D (Never knew I looked like a transvestite!?) Fortune favors the bald.
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