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fap fap fap?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Best comic-book heroine, rather.

 

I wanted to vote for April Ryan. :shifty:

 

But I did vote for Rogue. :D

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Yuriko wasn't all that hawt, so her death came as no great loss.

 

Though at least she wasn't annoying like most of the other "heroes" of the film. Like Cyclops. Ugh.

"McDonald's taste damn good. I'd rtahe reat their wonderful food then the poisonous junk you server in your house that's for sure.

 

What's funny is I'm not fat. In fact, I'm skinny. Though I am as healthy as cna be. Outside of being very ugly, and the common cold once in the blue moon I simply don't get sick."

 

- Volourn, Slayer of Yrkoon!

 

"I want a Lightsaber named Mr. Zappy" -- Darque

"I'm going to call mine Darque. Then I can turn Darque on anytime I want." -- GhostofAnakin

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Lady Death

She's certain top-heavy. As in, she's got big brains. Yeah...

 

 

*simpsons comic book guy voice*

 

I resent that.

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I wouldnt want boobs THAT big if I was a woman. It just wouldnt be manageable.

 

 

 

and regarding the tournament- I see a hideous mistake in pithcing superstars Vampirella and Elektra against eachother already in the first round! And what's worse, it looks like Vampi is losing :shifty:

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and regarding the tournament- I see a hideous mistake in pithcing superstars Vampirella and Elektra against eachother already in the first round! And what's worse, it looks like Vampi is losing :p

It's the uncultured US population, again.

 

They have no idea who Vampi is ... and Elektra has just recently released a film (and I seem to recall she had some previous experience in the media industry ...)

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Well, I have no idea who most of those are, but I sure as hell know who is hotter*.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(*) As in stereotipically voluptuous

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

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It was a contest between She-Hulk and Lady-D when I went there ... She-Hulk is kinda cute, and she has green eyes ... but what's with the cut-off gloves? Boy, I remember when She-Hulk was a new character ... mid 70s ... *wistful stare into the distance*

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With tournaments like these when i cannot decide who is hotter i just choose the most well endowed contestant, but alas in this tourny they are all similarly well endowed, much to my delight/chagrin. How on earth will I choose? :huh:

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I voted for her. o:)

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Me too o:) ...even though her entire point is to add seks to an otherwise pretty standard comic strip thingie

 

 

 

 

 

..but she's loosing... to a cathar!! (or similar disgusting mutant)

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Stop Mutant Cruelty Now!

 

 

 

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