Errantry Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 I think being natural, sweet, taking it easy and not worrying too much will get you far! and DesertHawk .. good to see another hitchhiker fan!! I love those books .. oh and the thing I want irl is the quicksave/load function .. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Agreeing on the reload function. Much easier to avoid making stupid comments that way --> much easier to get a girlfriend/boyfriend. My advice on the romance bit probably isn't too great - wait for a girl to ask you out. That's what mine did (she's older than me, too), and we've been together for quite a while now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Jedi Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 if joke bombs reload and try again useful if stand up comic or nervous as hell on first date Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 That's why I keep telling puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Jedi Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 That's why I keep telling puns. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They work on Sarah? I'm into more sarcastic humour and can scare em off at times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Any advice? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't look down when speaking (they'll think you're lying or 'studying their anatomy), don't look up (they'll think you don't know what you're talking about), just look them straight in the eye.....and remember, they can SMELL fear via phermones. Also, what you lack in physical attractiveness can be made up in domestic value! I'm probably not the best person to be giving it, but this advice always seemed good. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Nothing is sexier than confidence and sincerity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Theorist Posted December 29, 2004 Author Share Posted December 29, 2004 Yeah Master Jedi, I tend to lean to the sarcastic side of humor. Somehow i don't think it impresses them - something to work on . Confidence should be a problem, after all, I'm a stinking jedi master! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 I use mind altering drugs and hypnosis. Sarah hasn't noticed yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessSarah Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 That's why I keep telling puns. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They work on Sarah? I'm into more sarcastic humour and can scare em off at times <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Eh...I guess they work " Some of his puns are pretty damn funny. He's got some great jokes, too. And what was that about drugs, baby? Huh? oooh...I feel a little woozy... Proud purveyor, owner and operator of the Wonder Twins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Someone broke into our local police precinct and stole a toilet. The cops have nothing to go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Theorist Posted December 29, 2004 Author Share Posted December 29, 2004 lol! *shakes head, laughs* Maybe I'll just stick with the drugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mars Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 okay, u want advice? Ive been telling myself i needa do this all day. STEP 1) Turn the computer off. STEP 2) go out into the wide world, and spend a week without looking at a screen. (except for worl/school related reasons of course) I guarantee it will feel weird at first but youll get used to it. If, you cannot last a week, you need help, you need to get out more. If you can last a week congratualations, you have a life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 yeah I have a life!!! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conspiracy Theorist Posted December 29, 2004 Author Share Posted December 29, 2004 Cool, I have a life too. The only reason I've been on as much as I have lately is that I've got a break from school, and all my friends are out of town. Once school starts back up again though, people are gonna be like "whatever happened to that conspiracy guy?" Well, probably not, afterall, it's always good to take the occasional hour long homework break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Yeah dude. What I wouldn't give for that fabled quickload button sometimes. And about girls... well I really don't know what works, but I can tell you something that doesn't. Drinkin' your ass off in hopes your shyness and nerves will go away will only result in... BIG headaches in the morning, and possibly, an empty wallet. A drink or two are fine, but if possible, let her be the one who does the drinking. " Oh, and don't listen to women giving you advice on how to get it on with women... they don't know what they want. - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 what life couldn't be with a quickload function ... aahhh ... :D and "unfortunatly" every girl is unic so there's really not any advice that will apply to them all .. and half the time they don't even know what they want themselves! so how are we supposed to know!? Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Every girl is unic? Did you mean that every girl is a eunuch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 the danish word for unique is unik .. so without thinking alot I assumed it was unic in English .. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mars Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 ew, please save that for the doctors office girls with balls *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 ew, please save that for the doctors office girls with balls *shudders* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> no no .. girls with their balls cut off .. big difference! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mars Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 yeah I am familiar with the meaning of eunich. I'd actually prefer a girl as a eunich than a girl with balls. its sorta like, whats worse than a finding a worm in ur apple. = finding HALF a worm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 yeah I am familiar with a eunich. I'd actually prefer a girl as a eunich than a girl with balls. its sorta like, whats worse than a finding a worm in ur apple. = finding HALF a worm <{POST_SNAPBACK}> by that logic you would prefer girls with balls! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mars Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 no what I meant is, A girl with balls is more disgusting than a girl with them cut off-beacause at least they arent there anymore. can we move onto another subject, im gunna throw up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 yeah I know .. just kidding with you! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 I'm impressed by people who can speak multiple languages. I really wish the education system in the United States would push that. I only speak broken Spanish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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