That goofy looking dude always drools on me, or is that his idea of foreplay? I can never remember...

 

I get TJ going before sex by smacking him upside the head and screaming "My what a lovely tea party!"

Now I need some private time.

****e, im freakin out here!

 

is this some sort of sick joke, or what

My girlfriend goes to karate practice twice a week..  :ph34r:

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...so does mine :ph34r:

 

Whoa.

And the good news just keeps rolling in...

 

TJ's brother knows someone at work who's wife is a professional photographer. She'll do our wedding for a measley $200 and the cost of a few rolls of film. r0xx0r.

I am going to start crying now.

Why?

I dont know. I just want to. Anyway congratulations on your um marriage to be?

If you want to cry, put on some angsty music, or watch a sappy movie and get it out of your system. You'll feel better.

 

Don't do anything half way; that's my advice.

 

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If you want to cry, put on some angsty music, or watch a sappy movie and get it out of your system.  You'll feel better.

 

Don't do anything half way; that's my advice.

 

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Me getting it all out of my system could become quite dangerous for the world there is a lot holding back in here

*twitch* *twitch*

If you want to cry, put on some angsty music, or watch a sappy movie and get it out of your system.  You'll feel better.

 

Don't do anything half way; that's my advice.

 

And, thanks. (fragments good.  sentences bad.)

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Me getting it all out of my system could become quite dangerous for the world there is a lot holding back in here

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Stay away from the napalm for a while.

mate i need not napalm to be dangerous if i let it all out the world will be obliterated in a second, due to pure fury

lucky for world I am a jedi and control my emotions

I get my release via GTA:SA.

A good dose of nookie and cookies always works for me!

Sarah does it all for the nookie.

i ma thinking about let it go now when i say duck duck and youmay survive

TJ will probablly need some napalm on the 9th....I'm dragging him to a bridal expo.

go the expo those wouldn't bother me i make sure my future ellusive bride not wear white that first rule then it has to be something new and brightly coloured and also i am gonna look sharp i don't leave nottin to chance

There's a chance to win a $10,000 wedding package. Free stuff is the r0xx0r.

I would stomach a bridal expo for a chance of $10,000 and you can never go wrong with free stuff, unless its road kill. Then you should just walk away.

Free castrations!

I prefer just s snip off the tip, not a full butchery.

The moile says, "I've got a special! Circumcisions, half off!"