Ivan the Terrible Posted November 29, 2004 Posted November 29, 2004 Was he the one that said the legendary "They came from.....behind" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Checked the script (easy enough; you wouldn't believe how many copies of the Star Wars script are online), and nope, that was 'Gold Five.' Porkins was the one, I think, who kept saying 'just a little further....' or something to that effect, then blew up for apparently no reason. I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you But I get the feeling that you don't like it What's with all the screaming? You like monkeys, you like ponies Maybe you don't like monsters so much Maybe I used too many monkeys Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
DSLuke Posted November 29, 2004 Posted November 29, 2004 Was he the one that said the legendary "They came from.....behind" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Checked the script (easy enough; you wouldn't believe how many copies of the Star Wars script are online), and nope, that was 'Gold Five.' Porkins was the one, I think, who kept saying 'just a little further....' or something to that effect, then blew up for apparently no reason. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And by the light of the moon He prays for their beauty not doom
Nur Ab Sal Posted November 29, 2004 Posted November 29, 2004 Porkins was the one, I think, who kept saying 'just a little further....' or something to that effect, then blew up for apparently no reason. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You call having such a heavy ass "no reason"? HERMOCRATES: Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned. SOCRATES: This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.
Ivan the Terrible Posted November 29, 2004 Posted November 29, 2004 You call having such a heavy ass "no reason"? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not sure what the maximum weight limit is for the X-Wing, but if all it takes for one to explode in flames is for a fat man to sit in the ****pit, I'd recommend to the Rebel Alliance that they avoid putting up recruitment posters around the local Burger King. I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you But I get the feeling that you don't like it What's with all the screaming? You like monkeys, you like ponies Maybe you don't like monsters so much Maybe I used too many monkeys Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?
silverspirit2001 Posted November 29, 2004 Posted November 29, 2004 Because they are not americans........
Laozi Posted November 29, 2004 Posted November 29, 2004 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Apparently hes the one guy who wasn't genetically engineered. People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.
GarethCarrots Posted November 29, 2004 Posted November 29, 2004 well actuuuually he was, he was modelled on a pig as they thought pigs had some sort of immunity to vacuum, which would obviously come in handy to a fighter pilot
jaguars4ever Posted November 30, 2004 Posted November 30, 2004 Their jiggling would be.... almost hypnotic :/ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *casts Force Jiggle* As Darth Fat slaps his belly from side to side, waves of kinetic damage ripple through the Force, decimating his victims with globules of saturated lard. "
Azure79 Posted November 30, 2004 Posted November 30, 2004 I knew this thread would eventually center on Porkins. Porkins Forever!
213374U Posted November 30, 2004 Posted November 30, 2004 - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.
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