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There was this barber who cut off peoples hair.

 

One day, this doctor visits the barber and the barber cuts his hair. After that was done, the barber tells the doctor, dont worry, you dont need to pay, im just doing this for charity. The next day, the barber goes back to his shop and finds a thank you note and a dozen roses.

 

Then the policeman visits the barber and the barber cuts his hair. After that was done, the barber tells the policeman, dont worry, you dont need to pay, im just doing this for charity. The next day, the barber goes back to his shop and finds a thank you note and a dozen donuts.

 

Then an Indian IT technician visits the barber and the barber cuts his hair. After that was done, the barber tells the Indian, dont worry, you dont need to pay, im just doing this for charity. The next day, the barber goes back to his shop and finds a dozen Indians waiting in line for a free haircut!!!

*blinks*

 

What's the point of this?

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It's Way Off Topic is the point.. or the reason this forum exists as I was led to believe.

But what is it? Does it mean something?

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I think it's meant to be a joke. If you didn't laugh then it's probably best to forget you ever read it.

Oh. It's not funny. It's not even clear it's a "joke"...

 

I'll just take your advice.

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It's clearly a joke. Some people make think it's a 'racist' jke; but it's a joke nontheless.

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

Hahaha, IT technicians are moochers.

I work in IT with an Indian.

 

I plead the fifth.

Ah, you don't want to incriminate yourself eh?

 

That must mean you're guilty!

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What do you mean by "I plead the fifth"?

He means he's guilty of something, somehow!

 

(He also means he pleads to the Fifth Amendment of the US Constitution; which stipulates the right not to incriminate oneself in a court of law.)

I'm also Irish. I could plead "a fifth"

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