That's tough luck, man. Come live in America. It's not mandatory here yet. (But really, Finland has an army? )
Guess who gets shot at a lot of the time? People who are not officers.
And what good does that man on the moon do me? NOTHING. V-5 rockets haven't bridged the wealth gap, funded my college education, or provided me with free reliable health care. Or even a free lunch. Come on, really!