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Laozi

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  1. hows your hockey season gone?

  2. bloody so punk but good for me.

  3. yeah, ignore that.

    be sure to pull some kid's sweater over his head and go to town on his skull, in the true tradition ofthe american sportsman

  4. So, this girl in your personal statement is in Texas? Good move on her part.

  5. that's how I like them

  6. We were born for dying

    Short time to prepare for long time in the sky and

    No matter what you believe you must admit

    Some things are not like they seem

  7. My father always said never trust a man made of gas. No you GleepGlop you're one of the good ones.

  8. Did you get your treehouse up?

  9. You're like a british Nacho Vidal

  10. These last few days have been magical. I never knew I could be this happy with anyone.

  11. Good idea saying you were a 12 yr. old boy and linking your page to that kiddie pron site, you're really racking up the profile views.

  12. Placate me some other time when you're not looking at those female bodybuilders

  13. Its true that Surreptishus is a girl, but not for the right reasons. We Surreptishus was 6ys. it got into an accident at school with a film projector. Make a long story short, its not so great down there.

  14. Watch out Surrep is a snake in the garden. Like a knubby one inch snake that can't bite anymore and just grosses everyone out, but a snake regardless.

  15. Running 'round on feet of clay

    Naked except for a per pet ual death

    That couldn't be stripped away

    And i'm right to prove wrong

    It moved him along closer to division day

  16. I don't care that you come off as a pompous ass, you are just a regular ass in my book

  17. I'm sorry things couldn't work out between us. If you ever need help because things get too bleek or aren't bleek enough, or whatever. I forget how it works with you goths.

  18. How about some time we girls get together and talk **** about blondes?

  19. Thank you, I wish I could comment on you, but you have no picture, hee hee. Talk to you later....

  20. Patients, good things come to those who wait till after my surgery.

  21. I thought you were cool, but now you've reveiled yourself to be a true psycho

  22. of course I forgive you, I didn't really understand what was going on. You used to live in Texas, too bad you moved, we could have seen a movie or something

  23. Laozi

    I'm drinking milk, and one day when I'm big enough I am going to go ape**** and stomp you out the way a fat man stomps out apes.

  24. Look out for Triangle man, you hear?

  25. One day us girls should get together and I can give you the dirt on all these guys who are cyberstalking you, toodles

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