Everything posted by Laozi
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NHL
I remember someone vaguely saying something to that point earlier. Right now I just hopre they can get their offense going, and perhaps everything else will sort of work itself out.
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The Music Thread - Currently Listening To
Ah, page 66. Something live by Wesley Willis. The lyrics are not really discernable, but you can clearly make out when he is headbutting the audience members.
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Teacher accuses 4-year-old of sexual harrasment
<_< I remember my first stint with being somewhat sexually aroused. I could not have been older then 4 or 5 and I had this hot babysitter. She was the daughter of one of my mom's friends and in highschool if I remember correctly. Anyways, I used to be deathly afraid of the dark so we slept in the same sleeping bag together and I vividly remember getting this feeling in my pants when my leg brushed against her smooth, shaven, womanly leg. Oh, god I remember those being some of the best two days of my young life. Staying up late watching movies, eating all the Pepperidge cookies I wanted, dancing my heart out to Thriller. Alas, Cindy Adamschauch, where are you now, now that I need you? If only I had stolen that kiss like I had wanted to.
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The Music Thread - Currently Listening To
Come'on, Getty Lee, best bass player of alltime. Tsutchie ~ Silver Children
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What inspired your Username?
When I was in China and Indonesia everywhere I went people would yell this at me and stick their babies in my face. For the longest time I thought they were saying "Lousy, Lousy" and trying to ward me off with dirty diapers. Slowly I began to realize that it was pretty much the same there as it is in America, to the people I appeared to be a living god. I've used the name ever since to remind myself how carried away people can get when you're as beautiful as I am, and also to remember all the illegitamate children I've left behind.
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Movies You Have Seen Lately
Aw man, Operation Dumbo Drop again, Kor you've got to get some new movies. Charade, funny movie, and Audry Hepburn is tres hottt in it.
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Why does US, Canada, and Mexico own North America?
oops :"> I didn't mean to misrepresent things, I meant 30yrs. without a fair trial.
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Why does US, Canada, and Mexico own North America?
Hmmm.... Reminds me a bit about that Native American who was somehow involved in a shootout which ended in a couple of dead FBI agents. I believe he's been locked up for about twenty or so yrs. without a trial.
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FLORIDA 2006 SEC CHAMPIONS
Its all in how you look at it. The Michigan defense only played one bad quarter, and in the second half Ohio State really could not stop the Michigan running game. Mostly though, what really makes me want to see it is all the Ohio St. fans who say it wouldn't be fair to make Ohio St. play them again. If you're the true national champion then you can beat any team anywhere, not just at home. UT beat USC last year basically in USC's backyard, and I doubt this year will be anywhere close, but Michigan would put up a better game with its massive offensive line and it's nearly pro-calibur defense then Florida's gimick offense and mediocre defense. Florida has two things working for it: 1. Meyers is a great coach, he won at Utah St. of all places(although alot of his players there were @26+ yrs. old) 2. An Ohio St. Michigan matchup only involves one small region of the country, something that even though its not suppose to, will influence votes. MOD EDIT - Fixed quote. tarna
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What are you doing right now
I watched SNL for the first time in forever, good to see Jack Black is finally running his course.
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Movies You Have Seen Lately
The Basketball Diaries I had always pointed towards this movie to trump Leo over Brad Pitt in the I probaly shouldn't be but I am acting department, but after seeing this again I'm not sure what to think. Well, atleast he didn't try a British accent in this one.
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Romanian Man Indicted for Hacking NASA
Yeppers
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NHL
Three game winning streak since they dropped Yawney, no way you can survive with a name like that. The Hawks could really get on a good run here if they keep playing well.
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The Music Thread - Currently Listening To
Johnny Cash -- The Long Black Veil
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FLORIDA 2006 SEC CHAMPIONS
It was a great game last time, it probaly would be better this time. Michigan just shouldn't be penalized for losing to Ohio St. in Columbus. Michigan would be the only team left that wouldn't be "backing in" to the championship game. In anycase, this year is somewhat a dissappointment with no Vince Young vs. Reggie Bush matchup to decide the National Championship. Troy Smith is a pretty good player, but he not much more then a poorman's Vince Young
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FLORIDA 2006 SEC CHAMPIONS
Top to bottom the SEC is the deepest conference in college football, but there are no elite teams, and the fact that Arkansas lost last week and was blown out by USC earlier will hurt them. Florida doesn't really belong in the National Title game. Michigan 1 loss to Ohio St. > Florida 1 loss to Auburn
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The World's Biggest Straw Yule Goat
You've seen one yule straw goat, you've seen them all.
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Romanian Man Indicted for Hacking NASA
Long ago there was a master mountain climber. That man would climb very tall mountains. But no one had ever seen those mountains, so they couldn't understand how amazing it was. So the man continued to climb even higher mountains. The next day and the next. This way he could make everyone know how amazing he was. And finally, the man began to live on the mountain and became an evil thing.
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If your country drafts you for a war...
I've got asthma
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What are you doing right now
What the melon butt wants, the mellon butt gets. Doing some Bruce Lee popping action with my neck and chest, watching Chelsea Handler with one of my housemate's dumb sluts.
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Police: Baby Might Have Been Microwaved
I really wish I had read this after I finished this chinese food I re-heated in the microwave.
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What are you doing right now
Trying not to drink coffee. I'm trying to get down to 4 cups from 6, which is down from 8 from about 6 monthes ago. I also just finished a rant which ended in me breaking a John Mayer CD in two, or practically in two.
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What Sex Do You Play?
I knew you liked me
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The Music Thread - Currently Listening To
NOFX ~ "He spent 15 yrs. getting loaded, 15yrs. till his liver exploded......"
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Does anyone know who this song is by?
You don't know? Pixies is a dude.