Ronald

I kind of agree, except for the backing up his arguments with fatwahs and whatnot. It's not that I have anything against Islam, I just don't like the idea of opening my web browser and getting shot in the face by a hashishin. Hire some mods, and ban everybody except me.

France

First off, and I'm just being a nag here, it's fora, not forums. Forums has become acceptable, but since the word is Latin-ish, I tend to use fora. Plus, it makes you look smarter. Secondly, what kind of sociological and philosophical essays? Sociology is kind of boring, and any observations about how people interact with eachother is going to fall under philosophy anyway, if it's not lame. As far as philosophy goes, right now I'm cooking up my own little view which can be described as somewhere between positive and negative existentialism, with a bit of other stuff thrown in. I don't know, I'm not a philosophy major.

Pissed

Cream

what Hm. Guess I had you mistaken for some other dev (as if that happens often, but I digress). So how's stuff going anyway, Mr. Sawyer?

Wealth

tentacles

I'm here so that when/if Obsidian gets really rich and famous I can say that I'm friends with them. Then I'll crash at Feargus' house and eat his cereal until he kicks me out, at which point I'll name drop and crash at other peoples' places. It's either this place or the streets.

Octopus

I think I know who it might be, but I would want to ruin the contest for anybody who you'd actually be able to purchase lunch for. Unless you happen to live in northwest Arkansas*. *Yes, I have to fight off the barbarians with my "firestick" on a daily basis.

Yes, but in general when one insults another, one must make sure that same insult is not applicable to oneself. Else the irony is rather...overbearing, as we see whenever Johnny insults the intelligence of another person.

Hi, JE. How's the "wife" doing?

Michael Jackson.

No. I don't know why I'm so paranoid about giving my full name out over the internet. After all, my trusty, blood-encrusted Louisville Slugger can kill anything, up to and including celestial beings. Which may or may not include God. I dunno, he hasn't tried to kill me yet.

Ronald is my last name. You don't even want to know what my first name is.

North America. Well, obviously. It's not as if South Americans rule Europe.