Purkake

I don't even what? "Finally we have managed to pack the Wii into a tablet."

WiiU AKA Cafe

Nothing like online features from '06, never change Nintendo.

That voice acting... And those graphics are downright embarrassing compared to Vita(or anything post-2004), ouch. New browser with videos AND screenshots? Somebody hold me.

"This time 3D is real" Ookay It wouldn't be an E3 conference without awkward pauses for non-existent applause.

"You want the same old crap repackaged so you can pretend it's new" Nintendo's philosophy since forever.

Ok, what's going on, I don't understand this weird language

So much back patting, move on.

It's a Nintendo conference, not a press release, brah.

DSi?

The translator's a little quick on the trigger. Also *yawn*

I hope your bodies are ready! Gamespot's HD feed

$249 PSVita blowing people away left and right.

Yup, that's why you have a main presenter guy and stop torturing the developers. More environmental interaction than Dungeon Siege III confirmed

Finally a device that will blend the line between life... and death! Awesome graphics, up the wazoo with gimmicks :/

We meet again, Mr Levine, still excuses for Bioshock's story? I thought so. Just throwing crumbs to the masses now...

Oo Dust 514 PS3 exclusive :/ Boobshock!

He didn't have the "subcontroller"...

Apparently this is also on rails. 2011 is the year of the rail.

The E-rated Amnesia

With mr "I did my best to remember all my lines" :/

After a while one post-apocalyptic gray-brown filtered city will look much like another... Turning a little TV shoppy here...

Wow, they dun goofd now maybe not: http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/technology...rong-57312.html I was being sarcastic, you're not going to shut down international hackers by arresting them. Uncharted looks amazing, but that was to be expected.

Wow, they dun goofd now

"Please don't abandon us, we're still good for it"