"Young man on acid, thought he could fly out of a building, what a tragedy. What a ****, **** him, he's an idiot, if he thought he could fly why didn't he take off from the ground first - check it out; you don't see ducks lined up to catch elevators to fly South, they fly from the ground you moron quit ruining it for everybody. He's a moron, he's dead, good, we lost a moron, ****in' celebrate. Wow I just felt the world get lighter we lost a moron, put on the hammer helmet I'm ready to dance. We lost a moron! I don't mean to sound cold or cruel or vicious but I am so that's the way it comes out. Professional help is being sought. How about a positive LSD story, wouldn't that be newsworthy just once, to base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstitions, and lies - just once. I think it would be newsworthy. Today young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."
LSD would make you not know that if you could fly you would be able to fly from off the ground and not off a bridge. Some people have jumped off bridges for suicide though. But I dont want to drift off topic any farther.