I am totally sweet and awesome aren't I. :cool:
As for funny names, I've recently encountered "Scott Scott" playing for Scotland, although not really that funny is pretty cool. I think the funniest name I've seen would have to be a Japanese newgen in CM 02/03 called; "Sook-Mi C0ck.
I have fond memories of Potato in FM 05 as well, I actually bought him just so I could say I had someone called Potato in my squad. :D