*intro music to cops*
*two sith troops walk into a bar*
1: Yeah, we got a call about a...uh....disturbance at this....er....establishment.
*shouting from inside*
Atris: LET'S GO, WE HAVE A JOB!!! Hurry up and stop eating you fat bastar*!
*PC stuffing face and staring at twilek dancer*
*Atris slaps PC*
Atris: You thinks she's prettier than me don't you? DON'T YOU!!!
1: Excuse me maam, we got a call, so....uh.....you need to...er....lower the volume.
Atris: Look you-
1: Shutup! I was um....talking......so....er.....don't make me.....shoot you....
*Atris brandishes weapon*
*Uses force explode*
*trooper and Atris die*
PC: *cough* Check please.