CaptainPants

Really, it's not my fault you failed to bleed to death.

I've done empirical research on it.

So, druids. I hear they used to do fortune telling by stabbing random people from behind and watching which way they bleed. Progress++

Are Celts those guys who had the druids and all?

No it isn't. I ripped it from the PA boards.

No. That's stupid.

"I saw you making my bro, you know..." I thought you guys were twins or something?

Fine. She was _wild_ in the sack!

"I'm sure you are, dad." Your mom certainly thought so!

I'm secksay.

"and the controller looks like it could cause some serious tensions in your hands and arms in just a matter of hours .. holding it in the air like that!" You're not supposed to.

"the middle road is boring: you don't get the feeling you did somthing nice or the need to laugh like those stupid saturday cartoon vilains." No, instead you get to be a real rotten bastard! A BASTARD!

Nihilus should've had some scraps of humanity to show in order to be scary, really. Personally, I think something like this would've worked.

"The japanese are generally a sexually repressed culture in most ways. anything pubic is considered bad but they have no problem with breasts." Well, technically, why would there be anything bad with breasts?

But I'm not your father! ... am I?

Oh, I don't do that kinky stuff. Goodbye!

Whichever you'd prefer?

Why, I'm Captain Pants, professional buccaneer!

This looks like jolly good fun, good sirs! I shan't participate.

I know for a fact that you're a Finn, Musopticon. Thus, I cannot help but be appalled by your pro-Sweden stance. You, good sir, are a disgrace to your ancestors. What? No one has yet posted after me, yet I have to bear those marks of shame? This is unfair!