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I miss the old days.
I played live when the Berlin wall fell. It was great, people were so thrilled they even threw their precious german beer bottles at me!
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I miss the old days.
Hiya fellas!
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To what music are you listening right now?
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Alternate Accounts?
Yeah. I've been on tour in Germany for a while and doing some cameo work in some movies. I can get you some free tickets to one of my concerts if you're interested
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Alternate Accounts?
I think alternative accounts are wrong and disgusting!
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Police Academy 8
Yes, hello miss Launch. Well I'm off to get my legs waxed.
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Police Academy 8
I'm not sure what you're referring to because all of movies have been most excellent and a big hit in Germany. Perhaps you've confused my Nick Fury: Agent of Shield project with something Steve Guttenberg has done.
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Police Academy 8
Oh, you wish you had the same kind of loyal fanbase I do
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Fanboy/Fangirl Take 3
I'm a fanman (well, I'm not exactly a boy am I?) of leather pants Damn, I look hot there "
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What's your favorite colour?
Im David Hasselhoff.
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Greatest website ever.
A better musical option.
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Greatest website ever.
That depends. Are the rest of you wearing leather pants too?
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Greatest website ever.
Well, considering he's at the scrap yard.
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Greatest website ever.
No one can resist the Hoff for long! *flex*
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Greatest website ever.
Hey, that's not fair! What did I ever do to you? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kaftan is that you? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How dare you compare me to any lesser man!?! I am the Hoff!