David Hasselhoff

I played live when the Berlin wall fell. It was great, people were so thrilled they even threw their precious german beer bottles at me!

Hiya fellas!

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Yeah. I've been on tour in Germany for a while and doing some cameo work in some movies. I can get you some free tickets to one of my concerts if you're interested

I think alternative accounts are wrong and disgusting!

Yes, hello miss Launch. Well I'm off to get my legs waxed.

I'm not sure what you're referring to because all of movies have been most excellent and a big hit in Germany. Perhaps you've confused my Nick Fury: Agent of Shield project with something Steve Guttenberg has done.

Oh, you wish you had the same kind of loyal fanbase I do

I'm a fanman (well, I'm not exactly a boy am I?) of leather pants Damn, I look hot there "

Im David Hasselhoff.

A better musical option.

That depends. Are the rest of you wearing leather pants too?

Well, considering he's at the scrap yard.

No one can resist the Hoff for long! *flex*

Hey, that's not fair! What did I ever do to you? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kaftan is that you? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How dare you compare me to any lesser man!?! I am the Hoff!