Krookie

My cardboard coffin came today.

Army of Two

Why not order online?

13 years is to long I think...He'll be 35 when he gets out, that's practically the end of his career.

You're drawing attention to yourself, basically. It's the difference between "oh, it's some guy on a horse" and "who the **** is HOLY **** HE'S ARMED." Making your horse gallop means you're armed and dangerous? RUN FER UR LIFES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This game needs co-op so bad

Typing class was actually pretty helpful for me. I don't type the way they taught me (using all 10 fingers and whatnot), but it did help me learn where the keys are.

I think Medal of Honor Airborne review was the funniest one.

Yeah, that's really weird because I stopped having to look at the toilet before I sit down. It just happens now!

I'm 16, which means I'm out of your pedophile range. Ha!

I don't think they'll get rid of Marleau

anyway!

All my leet skills will be gone when I get my 360 back =[

I see what you did there. But this doesn't change the fact that mom jokes are....Stale?

Hooray! I'm still confused as to just what we'd be writing about, but I'm willing to give it a shot just to be sure, we would get an awesome british gentleman alias, right?

Any qualifications required? As in, age restriction?

Wow, a mom joke. Any other one-line jokes you want to hit at the peak of their popularity?

Wait, why are you letting him use a console you paid for? That doesn't sound like you at all

My sister doesn't go back to the 23rd or something.

$10 more, at least here in America(might be different where ever you are). Not really "ludicrously expensive" I don't have even have a job and can afford most games I want.

I could mail you my games because MY FRACKING XBOX BROKE

My 360 died this morning. Red rings and all. I'm angry, but I placed my repair order, MS fixes them for free if your still under warranty, which is good I guess. Just don't expect to see me online for while.

The only time I really have a problem is with larger groups of enemies. If you isolate 2 or 3 guys you're fine. It's when you get surrounded that you get shredded.

I hated when the camera swung around and wound up showing you a view from the grass