Well, since there's this stupid noob thread that I can't take part in, I'd like for you people to instead share your finest moments in online gaming with me!
I'll go first by telling you of a Jedi Outcast duel I had in the great old duel format they had. I came home from a night out drunk as a skunk, and since radical thought often falls victim to your severe intoxication I decided to do some online lightsaber dueling. Well, in fact it would seem my self-confidence got a boost from the alcohol or somerthing, because I proceeded to virtually own everyone I played against, and the best part was when I (with a great deal of luck I'll admit) killed a guy in like two seconds! He ran up to slice me when I moved slightly to the side and took a swing, after which I made a spin-swing at him as he went by which killed him instantly. The poor old crybaby whinged about what a lucky SoB I was and left the server. I've also beaten people playing with invisible skins.