well i've decided my friend sara is about as subtle as a kick in the nuts
an old school mate i hadn't seen in like 3 years was touring with his new band and was in town, so i went along to the gig with a mate (who's also an ex) to check them out and catch up with the dude
they weren't gonna be playing till last (and there were 5 bands), but after the appallingly BAD first 2 bands, we decided to leave
on the way out i wandered over to say goodbye to sara, and when i told her we were leaving, she asked me - "what so you're heading off to go have crazy monkey sex with that chick right there?"
smooth sara, reeeeeal smooth