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Equilibrium has quite possibly the most risible ending in the history of film. I'm gonna jack off to Johnny Depp in Jim Jarmusch's Dead Man. Wish me luck, God-Fearing Champions of Good.

Uh.. Lobo would just rape him, effortlessly.

It's because he's a fatuous bald man who couldn't scare a 12 year old beatnik on crack.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadpool Also, The Killing Joke Joker http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman:_The_Killing_Joke

Deadpool Nerd Contest: Can Slade(Deathstroke) beat Deadpool?

Comics: Lex ****ing Luthor Movies: The Aliens The Lebowski Nihilists Bennet Literature: OT God

Yes, it's overrated, but still a decent Cronenberg, Spider is a lot better if you haven't seen it. Mortensen was great.

Tom Waits - Hang On St. Christopher

Your mom. Aww man, I'm feeling so ****ing original tonight, my avant-gardish humour ****ing kills, bitches.

Mothman, really, just stop trying to make funnies.

Shyamalan is an overrated hack who can barely write a coherent screenplay, **** him up his untalented ass.

Again, the book is much better. And the book sucks. There's not much point in watching the film when the book is infinitely better. And that is just an attempt to write what is unwritable. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I just don't know what to say. I mean, Naked Lunch was ****ing awesome you foul Philistine, and the movie was almost as good, I mean ****, Weller was perfect for the role, and Cronenberg, top shape, just beautiful, I just don't know what to say, I mean ****. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I watched Irma Vep, which was simply fabulous, **** me, it has to be one of the fastest movies I've seen in a while now, too bad Cheung didn't go all lesbo. I've tried watching BSG but it's just ****, feces, manure. And the director is an insipid little bitch.

Shut up, the voices, the film, it's on, shhh, have I ever told you about that time in Vegas? Just me, my dog and two siamese shemales, pure ****ing armageddon baby, all night long. Okay, Fear And Loathing is awesome, awesome, awesome. Naked Lunch is better.

What? Johnny Depp is absolutely marvelous in this film, just pure unhinged pleasure. 60 minutes to go.

Johnny ****ing Depp, absolutely fantastic. I don't need ze drugs.

It's the only good Python film. I'm gonna watch Fear And Loathing, again.

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. Fap Fap Fap

Fear And Loathing > Brazil Uh, I saw like 5 minutes of Irma Vep before sleeping my weary sleep.

Dead Can Dance - The Ubiquitous Mr Lovegrove

Uh... So, has anyone watched The Man Who Sued God? I've been holding off seeing it for over a year now. California Bad Girls 3, the cinematography wasn't really up to par, and the script, well, let's just say that it was a tad spiritless, that being stated the backgrounds were charmingly effective and the actors provided wholesomely free-spirited performances, decent character driven production, well worth a look.

So which Hellraiser movie is it? 8? Plot Outline: Pinhead returns to terrorize computer hackers that have opened a virtual Lament Configuration on the website Hellworld.com.

You know, I was gay for all the Highlander stuff as a kid. I've seen all the movies, both the live-action TV shows and the cartoon. There seems to be another flick in production: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0299981 It's Duncan!

I'm sorry Lou. Hug?

What can I say, all I remember are the cool flying surf dudes and Michael Ironside. How can you not love Michael Ironside?