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Baley

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  1. What in God's mellow name are you doing here? I mean, you appear to be a decently looking female of somewhat respectable upbringing; you can obviously string together a bunch of sentences and your English hardly offends the mind's ear. So I must ask, do you realise this is Nerd Central? Virginville? The Place where sexual impulses come to die? It ain't pretty. It's depressing and nerdy and unsullied by female hands or mouths or holes. It's a Zoo of sorts. Surely this is no place for a feisty femme. It will rape your life. It will erode your social skills and worst of all it will reshape you in its image. And look at us, madam. Our fates are humbling. Our words cannot hide the pain. There is no **** big enough to alleviate such grief. So we remain, in this place, in hiding, clinging to our nerdery. You're too good for this, lady. Run! Run for your life! Lou, thanks for the input. I, myself, rather like those parts. And the way the lead delves further and further into insanity is enjoyable as well. Uh, this was supposed to be an edit. I meant the new chick. The redhead. Brotha Lynch Hung - Dead Man
  2. Hmm. Somewhat unrelated. How do you feel about this song? (Kirottu would like the video) http://www.rathergood.com/lightsabre Oh and: Wow.
  3. You and Pidesco will fall in love in Part III: If My Name Is Baley Does That Mean I'm Not The Batman?
  4. I ****ing hate Jim Morrison. ****ing hate him. Worthless psuedo-poet hipster-blowjobed wanker with the talent of a brain-dead stripper dancing for coke and the charisma of a TV evangelist straight out of a second-rate Hollywood brothel doing the devil sign for kicks on TV. The Doors are okay, but in no way deserving of the love they get. I'd rather listen to Hootie and the mother****ing Blowfish. Anyway, my daily dose of music: + + + + + + + + + Oh, and Soulseeker, Leadbelly was one fascinating mother****er. Maybe you can find the film.
  5. Is a quote from my favourite film.
  6. Ah, a true contemporary mystery. I did have my own flame prepared, you know, just in case, but truth be told I'd rather be certain of one's intent before attacking him, her, it. Blame it on my good nature. Or my good education. Or my genuine heart-felt appreciation for the banal and the bland. Ah! A composition! It shall be written once MirrorMask ends.
  7. + + + +
  8. O Calax, O Calax, how I wonder what you mean by that.
  9. Circle of Power is awesome. That is all.
  10. Utterly devastating at times. Great loss. The Blues Revival sure missed the likes of him and Robert Johnson. From Ghost World? I really like that version. The recording. Sounds great. Drabek, gonna try finding that one. Though I can't say I'm all that psyched about the other covers. Shall see. Heard Summertime. Liked it. Gonna listen to Circle of Power next.
  11. Dude (Drabek Dude), name the album. Soundgarden - Nazi Driver Ultramega OK, bitches.
  12. And a daring mother****er. Got himself poisoned in a juke joint after screwing the owner's wife. Great Guitarist. Read this, you Portuguese bastard. Chris Thomas King - Hard Times Killing Floor (Skip James cover, off the Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? soundtrack)
  13. Iain's original writing style was closer to The Narrator's. There was also no reference to the napkin. Just paper, I think. And Part 2 of his story, pretty much the same except this portion: Somehow I was actually expecting that, so I suppose that's credit to your writing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I definitely still left a few hints. Sure, if you're mind is, say, less in tune with my previous writings, you might consider the whole thing a purely platonic binding. Think I should rewrite it? Add some of those things I mentioned, tweak the style a little. Gonna do Part III of TOMBS tonight after a Woody Allen movie. So, should I? Tigranes? Eldar?
  14. Here's a sample for you, bub. Chapter I and II There's something about his style that just bugs me. It's interesting and at times enjoyable, but his descriptions are lifeless and his continuous meddling annoying. I've been reading Burroughs' Cities of Red Night, today, another sample. Watched a Yes, Minister episode. The Middle-class Rip-off. Completely and utterly fantastic. Television's greatest triumph.
  15. One thing you have to understand is that the text is very restrained, self-censored even. There are a lot of things missing, though I might add them after The Festivities. Examples: - "****", "****", "****" and various other expletives; - Homosexual undertones, yes, Jeremiah had another purpose in mind, originally; - More detailed acts of violence (though the one in near end shows the banality of murder well); - Sexuality; - The Bismark city life; Oh, and Tigranes, which version did you read? The one that's now on page 2, edited by Meta, or the original one? The original was less obvious about the whole Ian\Narrator thing.
  16. Do another thread Blankie. I'll contribute to it. I've been reading Roth's The Human Stain and Bukowski's Women. This is what I want. And I want it fast. Damn this third world country! Mother****ing Mingus was one of the greatest mother****ing writers I've ever read. Pure ****ing passion.
  17. 1. Oh dear, I suppose I do that (the rule of 3s) unconsciously. 2. Thanks. I've changed it. 3. I've asked a few people about it. None realized that Iain was the dead guy. Only one understood that he was not the narrator. I'm afraid he's a pretty big part of the, hmm, setting, yeah. In a way he's the quintessential drifter. This should gratify both sides: What do you think? 4. Thanks. 5. I agree. But I might have to read it aloud. And I think it gets its point across. Or lack of point depending on your perspective.' 6. Noted. 7. Don't worry. I sometimes get reasonably intoxicated before writing commences. 8. Social meeting might be a better term, not sure. Not for a grade. More for a diploma. Natural Grapefruit juice would be good.
  18. L'Eredit
  19. Blade Runner is Windows native (Am I even using the term correctly? Anyway, it was developed for Windows 95). And yes it works well on XP. The game was available on the now defunct Frenchkiss abandonware site.
  20. Haven't seen either movie but a Liev Schreiber trumps a Gregory Peck. Yeah. Though mostly because of this.
  21. Being condescending is part of my online persona. Kinda like how drunken incoherence is part of Jack's. It's a conservative stance. Sure, they're all holy and pious about abortion but once a "darky" steals their car they call for, nay, demand the electric chair! You see, hypocrisy is a fundamental part of the conservative lifestyle. Save the fetus! Kill the poor! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You probably wouldn't. Then again you never do know. Here's some Noise Rock. http://www.rathergood.com/lightsabre (listening to that)
  22. See, Lovewolf, that wasn't so hard. Perhaps you'll also grow out of the Capital Punishment Conservative bull**** phase once you dump Hootie and the mother****ing Blowfish. Pitchfork Media? Ouch. I wouldn't want my fans reading that site. Probably for the better. Morphine - I Know You (Part III)
  23. I wish I could forget this thread's fate and current condition. : (( Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan - Man Atkeia Beparwah De Naal MC5 - I Just Don't Know The Herbaliser - Lord, Lord Frank Zappa - Son of Mr Green Genes Serge Gainsbourg - L'eau a la bouche Guys! Guys! Know what? We've already got a thread for boring bland repetitive lyrics! Yeah, that's right! Stop it! Either that, or I'll start posting McLusky lyrics. Kikkeli is right. If things don't remedy, I'll kill the thread myself.

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