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lol, nice Kaftan. Now I'm listing to Some kid singing "Numa Numa" Only works if you got Flash Media! Its pretty funny..

Sweet! I got a cookie! *muches cookie happily* And I'll tell him you're a big fan of his work! :D

Heheheheh! :D I love it! Especially his expression. Very serious...

Not my Jhonson!!!! I'll be good! I'll be good! :'( Sentry- Very sweet. I love his pimped out sword!

Hah, nice one Jivin. Okay, storytime! My friend (who also loves Star Wars) is a Mexican/American. So he decided there weren't enough Hispanic choices in KOTOR.("What, like ten white guys, and like two hispanic dudes? Where's the juctice in that?!!?") Anyway, he decided to make his PC more, "authentic" so he named him "A Damned Sexy Mexican". Don't ask me where he got the name, but he did. It was quite enjoyable reading things like "I'm not Revan! I'm a damned sexy Mexican!"

I knew it was! Homer wanted to change his name because a TV. character with his name is an idiot. So he changes it to Max Power, has some wacky adventures, then everything returns to normal. And Mr.T is soooo sweet. Okaaaaaaaay way too much spam...Oh well!

Can't wait till more comes..This is so intense!

Never!!!!!!!!!!! I remain true to my disgusting parodies!

I guess no one wants to sing. Crying shame... Anyway, I'm going to do another horribly, horribly, wrong parody, but I need a song. Any suggestions?

Haha, that poor kid. But hey, in highschool, who's gonna get the ladies? Maximus,duh.

Dude, BURN! You need some ice for that BURN! And the password is...BURN!

Dude, Maximus Power?!!? That is soooooooo sweet. If I have a boy child, I'm naming him that.

Heheheh, that would be sweet. But don't look at me, I couln't sing if my life depended on it.

Oh! Oh! Me too! Mee tooo! :D

Hey thanks guys. Even if a little...disturbing and wrong, It's fun to make em'. In fact, I'm going to post some more!

500 Jedi Sung to the tune of 500 Miles.( Some Sith singing to his Master) When I wake up, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sith who is to work for you When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sith that searches tombs for you. If I fail, yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sith who failed a job for you. And if I kill them, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sith who's killed them all foryou. But I would kill 500 Jedi. And I would kill 500 more. Just to be the Sith who killed 1000 Jedi To be in the Sith lore. When I'm killing, yes I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the Sith who's killing all for you. And when the credits comes in for the kills I'll do I'll pass almost every credit on to you. When I come back, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sith who comes back right to you And if I become a, yes become a Master I'm gonna be the Master who's killing the "great" you. But I would kill 500 Jedi And I would kill 500 more Just to be the Sith who killed 1000 Jedi To be in Sith lore. When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sith whose lonely without you When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream about the time when I killed you. But I would kill 500 Jedi And I would kill 500 more Just to be the Sith who killed 1000 Jedi To be in Sith lo-o-o-re.

Hurt that nasty Jedi, Sith Boy Sung to the tune of "Play that Funky Music, White Boy" Yeah now I was a good, strong Jedi... hanging in the Jedi Tem-ple! I never had no problems, yeah, not using the Force to hurt or kill! And everything around me, yeah Had got to stop to acting so blissed.... And I decided quickly, yes I did To hurry down and check out the Sith! Yeah they was Killin' and hurtin' and maiming' stupid Jedi, And just when, I got scared, somebody turned around and shouted Hurt that nasty Jedi, Sith Boy, Hurt that nasty Jedi right... Hurt that nasty Jedi, Sith Boy, Take out your saber, and hurt that nasty Jedi till he dies! Till he dies , oh till he dies! Spoken ( Gonna hurt that nasty Jedi, yeah.. ) --- Guitar Solo --- Now at first it wasn't easy Changin to a Sith Lord in my mind! And things were getting scary, I thought I'd have to leave it behind! But now I'm so much stronger, I'm killing Jedi in every way! But I'll never lose that power When I learned my lesson that day When they were..... Killin' and hurtin' and maiming' stupid Jedi, And just when, I got scared, somebody turned around and shouted Hurt that nasty Jedi, Sith Boy, Hurt that nasty Jedi right... Hurt that nasty Jedi, Sith Boy, Take out your saber, and hurt that nasty Jedi till he dies! Till he dies , oh till he dies! They shouted hurt that nasty Jedi, Hurt that nasty Jedi, Hurt that nasty Jedi, Gotta keep on hurtin' nasty Jedi, Hurt that nasty Jedi.... ( Fade ) Heheh. This is fun!

....Well then! I'll take it that you don't like song parodies? If so, I wont post anymore, unless I have the time! (I do)

Useless Information #345: Death Is God's Hitman!

Welcome to the Star Forge Sung to the tune of Welcome to the Jungle (duh) Welcome to the Star Forge, We got droids 'n' Sith, We got everything you hate, We even got some Bith, We are the people that can harness, All this dark energy, If you got some power,cower, Cuz we got a Sith disease! In the Star Forge, Welcome to the Star Forge, Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees, I wanna watch you bleed! Welcome to the Star Forge, We'll corrupt you in a day, If you want it you're gonna bleed, But it's the price you pay! And you're a very foolish Jedi, That's very hard to kill, You can save Bas-til-a, But I really doubt you will! In the Star Forge, Welcome to the Star Forge, Hear my, my, my dark Force Scream! I, I wanna hear you scream! Welcome to the Star Forge, You get strong here everyday, Ya learn ta live like a Sith Lord, In the Star Forge where we play! And you got to hunger for what you see, You'll have it eventually, You can have all the strength you want, But you better not take it from me! Guitar Solo And when you've fallen so far, you, Never want to come back, come back, come back,come back, come back.. YEAH! Guitar Solo You know where you are? You're in the Star Forge Jedi! You're gonna diiiiiiieeeeee! In the Star Forge, Welcome to the Star Forge, Watch it bring you to your shu n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees! In the Star Forge, Welcome to the Star Forge, Hear my, my, my dark Force Scream! In the Star Forge, Welcome to the Star Forge, Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n.n, knees, knees! In the Star Forge, Welcome to the Star Forge, Watch it bring you to your- IT'S GONNA BRING YOU DOWN!!! YEAH!!!!!!!! Anyway, now that you've read my boredom, post your's!

The green dragon will be here soon... It would be a good idea. Something Obsidian or Bioware or whoever makes KOTOR 3 should consider.

LOL! :D I love Spaceballs! Those are my faves.

LOL! Thats great Kaftan! I never did like that damn G0-TO... Maja Pro-Hops!(slang for major props)

Open Your Heart, from Sonic Adventure.I actually love this song. :">

Holy Bejebus! Kor, thats awesome! I give major props I was never able to draw old woman. Or old people, for that matter. Or people at all.