September 19, 20178 yr When I log in the game is not feeding me grapes or fanning me. I understand the developers have a lot of work but when I download an app that's a game I do it for my luxury. How can I or anyone else for that matter, be expected to engage in strenuous text reading and screen tapping without fresh fruit? For too long I have endured, in silence, this game's lack of servitude. Now I'm lead to believe there are instances in the game where I am meant to be challenged? Why? Why does the game not worship me and surrender in amusing ways? I am nothing if not patiently benevolent so I'll wait, trusting the fruit service issues to be foremost in you current and future concerns. Thank you for an otherwise amusing and entertaining product.
September 19, 20178 yr I am nothing if not patiently benevolent so I'll wait, trusting the fruit service issues to be foremost in you current and future concerns. The Banana update is schedule to be released in June. Last June? Next June? I dunno. Probably, one of them. However, for a game that has been widely advertised as being able to make fresh delicious waffles, I am saddened to report that the recent Steam release has only made things worse. Compared to tablet, it is actually much harder to clean the excess waffle batter from a keyboard! Still, awesome work on the recent goblins DLC. Looking forward to the glorious, waffly future. #KeepCalmAndPathfinderOn
September 19, 20178 yr You don't know anything... the ansver is #42... I think... my memory is what it used to be... We will get banana update when we know what the question was! Edited September 19, 20178 yr by Hannibal_PJV
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