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God did not save this man's life. Cocaine, hookers, and lotsa sex did.


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via Reddit:

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.


Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well **** a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.


Spent a full week snorting coke off ****, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke ****, and had three FFM threesomes.


Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.



For anyone who comes across this that doesn't have a Reddit account, you can reach me at plzsendhalp@inbox.com. You're never alone and I'm happy to listen. Stay strong.

If you're having thoughts of suicide, are in a crisis, or just want to talk, the national suicide prevention lifeline is open 24/7. There's also a chat option on the website if you would prefer that to a phone call. www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org

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. Contact your local chapter for free group therapy and more.

Check out /r/suicidewatch for more help. Never give up.

Archived. Much love. - PSH



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Made me chuckle. Straightforward therapy. Surprised I haven't seen this on House.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues


tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I have an annotation for the title...


Unless God arranged for this particular cab driver to be in the right place at the right time.


:biggrin: Don't reply angry! Always remember...


Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt. - Julius Caesar


Edit: That reminds me, I should probably put that in my sig and explain it. ;)

Edited by Luridis

Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt. - Julius Caesar


:facepalm: #define TRUE (!FALSE)

I ran across an article where the above statement was found in a release tarball. LOL! Who does something like this? Predictably, this oddity was found when the article's author tried to build said tarball and the compiler promptly went into cardiac arrest. If you're not a developer, imagine telling someone the literal meaning of up is "not down". Such nonsense makes computers, and developers... angry.

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