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Wannabe assassin claims to be Jesus


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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/...-day-Jesus.html

 

Because as we near the celebration of the birth of Jesus I always think "You know how Jesus would spend the festive season? Buying an assault rifle and hammering rounds at the White House. That's how."

 

 

 

 

 

I nearly put this in the funny thread, because his argument seems to consist of

 

"But, d'you see. I LOOK like Jesus."

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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I absolutely agree. Modern nutters aren't a patch on the nutters of yesteryear. :skeptical:

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Some day you really must tell me where you buy your perennial gloom. I should like some for the spare bedroom.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Good Lord, Jesus with a Tommy gun. Total comedy.

 

As for you, Morgoth, I think you're a nutter. I don't hold it against you. Just sayin'.

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People are getting dumber by every day. I'm not sure I'd consider this development "funny".

 

I dunno, the bit about the "Gangsta Olympics" was pretty funny. First prize is death ? Awesome.

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Didn't Stephen King write a book about this?

 

about morgoth being a nutter? is possible. hasn't he written near 50 books, and lord knows how many short stories? eventually he is gonna have no choice but to write 'bout morgoth.

 

HA! Good Fun!

"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

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Grom just shot another own goal!

 

 

the world you live in must be a strange and frightening place.

 

HA! Good Fun!

"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

"Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

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