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Midlife crisis panic purchase, but it's still pretty cool.

 

I'm 29!!!

 

I just have a death wish, and a desire for a car engine in a motorcycle.

 

I think rice rockets are more a sign of a mid-life crisis!

I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. 

Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.

Down and out on the Solomani Rim
Now the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM!


 

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Nicknames should be insulting if possible, so I choose 'Flaps', and I'd ride a

 

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Because I'm a moron.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I'm half expecting someone to turn up with a Mod style Scooter on this thread... Although that might be the clash of division against all these Rocker bikes... :o

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Real men ride Ducati, none of that American, Japanese, British or BMW crap. Italian is where it's at!

 

And since this is a motorcycle club we're talking about, this is what I'd choose if I'd join:

 

 

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How insane do you have to be to chop a Ducati?!

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I would like to have a nickname that would strick fear and terror into our enemies, like 'Geoff' that would be proper terrifying.

 

DucatiChooper.jpg

 

How insane do you have to be to chop a Ducati?!

 

Got a sweet Ducati racebike? Want it to handle more like a barn with wheels on it? We can do that!

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